Don't ask about the doors

Ethan waits, letting the doors go.

Alex takes a moment, looking around the room. "Well... I did more stuff with Preston and Bryden..."

"I assumed you didn't just stop at a hand and blowjobs."

Alex winces, "At the same time..."

"Oh fuck..." Ethan's jaw slacks, "You had a threesome?! With two brothers?!"

"Ultimate devils threeway..." Alex shrugs, still wincing, "Their balls never touched, so they were cool with it..."

"Well, cause THATS the important thing..." Ethan shakes his head. Taking a beat, he notices something. "You've only mentioned boys..."

"Well, yeah..." Alex gives Ethan a weird look. "I'm not gay..."

Ethan starts to say something but closes his mouth. He frankly is not even remotely qualified to comment on what is, or isn't gay in this town, and definitely isn't qualified to comment on Alex's sexuality. No matter how complicated it is. But he does need to ask: "Not even a chick with a-"

"Nope," Alex shakes her head. "I mean... I'm not an asshole. I'm just not super attracted to women."

"Huh," Ethan honestly isn't sure what to make of that. "So... You fucked Tyland in the ass..."

"Yeah?"

"And he's gay?"

Alex frowns. "Yeah..."

"But... You're a woman."

Alex blinks slowly. "Yes. I am a woman."

"And you're straight?"

Alex's jaw hangs slightly. "Yes, I'm fucking straight!"

"So... Tyland, who is a gay man, still found pleasure with you, a straight woman... With a dick." Ethan tries to tie it all together, "So why can't you, who is a straight woman, try to find pleasure outside of your comfort zone with a gay woman... with a dick?"

The silence is deafening.

For a moment, Ethan worries he might have super fucked up until Alex lets out a small "Huh..." Her expression changes, her blue eyes fluttering. "That's... Huh..." she stares off into the distance. "That's a good fucking question..."

Ethan breathes a sigh of relief, happy he navigated that minefield properly.