Do you like to show it?

“Dad, I think you are a little exhibitionist” – Jason said jokingly.

You pondered what he has just said – “I would not say that. I have no problem in showing it in the right contexts but I am not actively looking for occasions to show it” – You reason, and you look at your son who looks at you in disbelief – “Well, maybe except the bet, but that was just the alcohol talking” – You say with a smirk.

“But, for example” – Your son keeps asking – “do you feel comfortable undressing or showering at the gym?. It’s extremely uncomfortable for me. I have to use a towel”.

“Oh, to be honest, I never thought about it. I just undress and shower naturally. That’s what the locker room is for” – You explain.

“Have you ever been teased for… that?” – He asked, pointing at your crotch

“Yes, I have been teased, but mostly as a joke” – You say – “If I got a dollar for any time I heard the “oh, it’s not so cold here” joke, I would be rich” – You laugh.

“There was only one time that it felt uncomfortable. A guy I knew said: “I did not know you were going to fish. You already have the worm”” – You tell your son – “But one of my friends simply answered: “well, it’s better having a small dick than being a big dick”. The guy realized that he went too far with the joke and apologized to me. I think he was just trying to be funny but that kind of backfired”.

Now, it's you who ask you son, slightly worried that he might had suffered some kind of small penis shaming - “Have you ever been teased?”

“Not, really” – he answered, but I have been concerned about that.

You are relieved to hear that, at least, he did not suffer any kind of body shaming, but you are kind of worried about his insecurity.

“We can work on that. I think today’s full monty will be a good first step. So you undress in a controlled environment. Also, you do not have to worry about being the smallest. I am going to steal all the small dick limelight” – You say

Jason laughs – “ok, I will do it. I am kind of curious, but I will stay behind you. I would hate to steal the show”.

You nod and smile at Jason.