Fun and full of banter

A few hours later, you have everything prepared for the show. You, your brother Nathan, your nephews Carter and Tom and your son Jason are dressed in cheap policeman’s costumes. It looks funnier rather than sexy, but, well, that’s the spirit.

As you and the guys prepare. The women are in front of you: Your mum, your wife, your sister in law Jane, your daughter Anna and your niece Sarah.

Then, you press the “play” button on your sound system and “You can leave your hat on” starts playing. The women all clap like maniacs when the music starts playing.

Neither you nor any of the guys have rehearsed for this, so all of you start dancing with your own style: Nathan and you are kind of performing clumsy dad moves. Carter is trying to be sexy (without sucess) by continuously touching himself. Tom and Jason are, by far, the better dancers and both of them are able to do similar movements to the ones in the movie.

You see your mum is laughing uncontrollably, your wife is cheering like crazy and Sarah and Anna, on the other hand, look kind of embarrassed.

Then, you all started stripping out of your clothes, first the shoes and socks, then the tops and finally the pants. So, the five of you are awkwardly dancing in your underwear while the 5 women are cheering and laughing. The whole thing is so amateur that you did not even care to wear matching underwear, so while your son and nephews are wearing colorful tight boxers from nice brands, Nathan is wearing white loose cotton shorts with hearts on it and you are wearing the unsexiest pair of tighty whities ever. Apart from being out of fashion since the 80s, they remark your lack of bulge. You are now thinking that maybe you should have thought more carefully about the underwear.

Now the music is almost finished and you prepare to take your underwear off, so you finally strip completely. The five women are cheering at you and the other guys. The five of you stood naked for a few seconds so they can take a good look, You knew Nathan was well hung but you are surprised about your nephews: Carter is as well hung as his dad, but Tom has a similar dick to Jason. However, he looks much more confident about it than Jason.

After a few seconds Jason and Carter put their underwear back. The rest of you remain naked. As you suspected the jokes about your small penis start:

“It’s not so cold here” – said Nathan. You just laugh his comment off. You are so used to that joke that it’s not funny anymore…if it ever was.

“He always loved to show his little thing” – said your mum. You shrug at that comment, but you know she is right you were always comfortable about nudity.

“Thank you uncle Drew, I thought I was going to be the smallest, I am glad not to be the only small guy in the family” – Tom said with a wink.

“You are not small” – You told him while looking at his 3 incher – “You are just like Jason, average”.

Tom smiled at your answer but your son seems embarrassed. He probably did not want you to comment about him.

“You can cover now” – Your daughter said, speaking about Tom, Nathan and you who were still naked.

“good idea, honey, I am going to fetch my thimble for your dad” – your wife joked and everybody laughed.

“I think it may be too big, in fact. The thimble I mean” – You keep joking while looking down at your, now, shriveled penis. Everybody laughs.

However, you daughter had taken it seriously and she is handling you the thimble, which causes uproar from everybody.

You take it and put it against your penis. Surprisingly it fits.

“ladies and gentlemen. Please meet the amazing thimbleman” – You say with the thimble still on your dick.

Your son is laughing so much that he seems to have forgotten about his own insecurities. What a fun day for you! And you get a new nickname! From now on you are the amazing thimbleman.