Do the carpets match the drapes?

“There’s no way it’s true” Erica said to her husband Dave, as the two were driving home from their afternoon out. They’d hired a redheaded babysitter to look after their son, and Dave was insisting that she must be a natural redhead, whereas Erica believed her hair was dyed. “Guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree” Dave told his wife as they walked in the door, and Dave talked to the babysitter, agreeing on payment.

While the babysitter was distracted talking to her husband, Erica snuck up behind her and pulled down her skirt, hoping she wasn’t wearing panties. Her hunch proved to be right, as the embarrassed redhead’s trimmed bush was exposed to the room. Dave’s eyes widened as the girl blushed, trying to hide her private parts from view.

“Well that answers that!” Erica said to her husband, as the babysitter desperately tries to hide her natural red bush, but failing miserably.