Disturbing the Priest

I enter the room of two of the terminally ill cancer patients. I look at the medical chart of the first man. A Roman Catholic Priest named Father Dreyfus. This is going to be fun. Whlie he slumbers I wake him by taking his cock into my mouth. I can see into his soul. Seems he liked alter boys, such a cliche.

He wakes up and I take his cock out of my mouth." Good evening Father Dreyfus, I can end your earthly suffering and offer you a life of bliss. All you must do is renounce the God who afflicted you with this suffering. " I add. " bare in mind your going to hell anyway, or doesn't the name Timmy O'Shea ring any bells. You know that alter boy you fucked."

I put his cock back in my mouth and start sucking. Giving him a sample of the immortal life of ecstasy that I offer." Get off of me demon! God will forgive me!"

Again I take his cock out of my mouth and begin stroking it with my hand." Now now Father. We both know that there are sins he won't forgive. Why not take me up on my offer." The stubborn fool looks me right in the eye." If I'm to burn for my sins I'll do so on God's terms, not yours. I'll face his justice."

I really don't have time for his sanctimonious bullshit. " Fine priest, I made my offer. Now go to your God and face his judgment." I put my hand through his chest and rip his heart out. Fool.

The man in the bed next to his has been watching this intensely." I want what you offer. What's more I'll renounce God to achieve it!"