Dinner

"This is where we're going?" Jess said as they pulled up to an old school dinner.

"What you don't like it?" Amy said parking the car. "We can go somewhere else if you want."

"No no it's fine I guess I just expected something different."

"Well we aren't exactly dressed for a 5 star restaurant now are we?" Amy said leading them inside as a waitress came welcome them. She was an average looking girl and Amy guessed she was in her late teens. She was cute but she had a massive chest and the top few buttons of her uniform were unbuttoned displaying them beautifully. 'I wonder if she gets some good tips showing those off.' Amy thought to herself. Checking on Brendan she saw he was captured by their presentation. 'Guess that answers that.'

"See something you like?" Amy asked as the waitress left to fetch their drinks.

"Hmm wha... ughh idk what's good here." Jess stammered snapping her attention to the menu.

"You know I'm not talking about the burgers. Are you afraid that hers might be larger than yours?" Amy teased.

"There's no way. Mine are blocking half the menu." Jess complained.

"We can try to sneak in the back if you want. I bet she has a coat or something she wears over here uniform on the way to work. You can try them yourself." Amy suggested only half kidding.

"No no... I mean... you're not serious right?" Jess asked.

"Maybe I am maybe I'm not. Let's see how you feel after dinner." Amy said returning her attention to her menu. After the waitress returned with their drinks Amy grinned as she got an idea. Removing the paper wrap from her straw she wet it with some of her water and took aim.

"Amy!! What was that for!" Jess cried as Amy giggled scoring a direct hit into her cleavage.

"Oh I wouldn't do that out here. Not very lady like." Amy said as Jess started to reach for her chest.

"Uhh screw you." Jess said realizing he couldn't go reaching down the front of his shirt. She quickly started walking towards the bathrooms. Getting inside he undid his shirt and fanned it until the paper fell out. He stood in front of the mirror and re-adjusted his top as he heard the door open behind him. "You know Amy that wasn't very nic..." He cut off as he realized that it wasn't Amy that followed her in but the busty Waitress. "Ohh sorrry.."

"Oh I get it. My friends mess with me all the time for the same reason. They just wish they had tits like us." She said hefting her chest emphasizing her statement. "Cute top tho. Where did you get it?" She commented as she entered a stall.

"Ohh uhh I'm actually not sure my friend got it for me. I think it was Forever 21." Jess responded as he examined himself in the mirror again not sure what to do. This was the first time he had a conversation with a stranger in the bathroom and it felt like it would be rude to just leave.

"Well that's pretty impressive that she found something that fit you so well. I'll have to check it out sometime it's hard to find something that fits me right. Everything seems to be made for skinny flat girls." She complained.

"No yea totally."

"What do you do when you work out? I've never found a sports bra that manages to keep them under control."

"I don't really work out to much."

"NO WAY!" The girl said coming out of the stall. "You can eat at places like this and look like that? You must be the luckiest person ever."

"I guess I am a pretty lucky girl."

"Well thanks for letting me vent to you. Food should be up pretty soon." The girl said as she finished washing her hands and left the room leaving Jess still baffled by the whole interaction. She walked back to Amy at the booth and took her seat.

"What took you so long? Did you go in the wrong one?!?" Amy asked.

"I went in the ladies room..... actually huh I didn't even think about doing that it just felt natural." Jess reflected. "But no the waitress came in after me and just started talking to me. Do girls do that often?"

"Oh my god you had your first girl bathroom talk!" Amy giggled "We don't talk all the time but it happens. What was it about?"

"Mainly just about dealing with these." Jess said motioning to her chest.

"Did you get any tips?"

"No she seemed to be looking to me for answers."

"She probably thinks you have alot more experience with them since you're older than her and about her size. She's probably only had them that big for a year or so max. To bad for her you aren't exactly an expert... yet." Amy smiled. They finished up their dinner without much else happening and when the waitress came again Amy noticed that Brendan didn't stare at her chest nearly as long anymore. 'I wonder how much time he spent looking at himself in mirror when he was trapped in the bathroom.' She thought. Eventually they paid their check and headed back to the car.

"Ughhh that was so uncomfortable." Jess complained as she buckled up.

"What was, the seat?" Amy asked.

"No it felt like everyone was staring at me. That guy at the counter didn't even try to hide it."

"That's cause they are Jess." Amy chuckled. "Cause you are.." She stopped as she leaned over and planted a long kiss on her lips. "Fucking Hot."