Didi's Totally Not Fanfiction 10

"I still can't believe it," Griffin said, "We're characters from a, what did you call it, Magna?"

"Manga," Ryan corrected, "I know it doesn't make any sense, but you saw it too."

"Yeah, I get it. I just...don't get it. Why? Why would a teacher do this?"

Ryan shrugged, "I don't think she's really a teacher. She's...a demon or something."

"And we're going to confront her? Is that a good idea?" Griffin asked.

It was a sensible question. If she had the power to do this to them, she could probably do a lot worse. The only reason Ryan felt comfortable confronting her is because nothing Didi had done so far had actually harmed him. Sure, becoming a woman anytime he got wet wasn't a good thing, but she hadn't really done anything except get them wet. He figured at best they get some answers and at worse she sprays them with water.

They reached her office and Ryan knocked.

"What!?" Didi shouted, sounding rather distracted.

"It's me. Ryan. Can I come in?"

"Oh, ya whatever." Didi said though the door.

Ryan opened it and saw Didi sitting in her chair with her feet up on the table. In her lap was a tablet and she was watching something intently.

As they came in she paused it, "How can I help you boys? You are boys, aren't you?" She said mischeviously

"I know you did this to us...you tried to make us into characters from Ranma. I want you to change us back!" Ryan demanded.

"Ya. What he said." Griffen echoed.

She smirked, "No."

"No?" Ryan hadn't really expected it to work, but he didn't know where to take it next, "Why did you do this?"

"For fun, obviously." Didi said, "Now if you don't have any other business, Season 2 just started. I'm rewatching the first episode."

"Season 2..." Ryan was flabbergasted, "This is our lives. We're not TV characters!"

Didi snapped her fingers. A huge ball of water appeared over their heads and fell down. Griffin squealed and turned into a pig. Ryan cried out as he became a woman once again.

"Didi!" Ryan said angrily.

Didi snapped her fingers again. His now oversized uniform disappeared and he was suddenly wearing a bikini.

"Get it now? I'm God. Go away." Didi said dismissively.

"I...I..." Ryan struggled to think. "No. You aren't God. There's a limit to your powers. I've seen it." If Didi was really all powerful she wouldn't have had to resort to so many little tricks to get him wet and make him play along.

"Oh, I'm not?" Didi said, putting down her feet and setting the tablet on her desk, "Fine. You've got me there. Still the difference in power between us is sufficient that it is rather surprising you'd challenge me. And for what? You've got the best of both worlds you know. Have you tried masturbation yet? Or rammed a dildo into your pussy? You might enjoy it."

Ryan crossed his arms under his breasts and glared at her.

She rolled her eyes, "Oh fine. I'm bored of you anyway. I'll tell you what, I'm going to stop interferring. I won't make it rain over your head and **** you to get wet anymore."

"Wait, really?" Ryan asked. Then he shook his head, "Wait, no. I want to stay a guy! Forever."

"That...I can't do." Didi said.

"What?"

"Look it was actually really hard to make the spell in the first place. Reversing it...yeah, not easy."

"But...but you could do it...right?" Ryan asked.

"Sure, if it spent enough time on it. Eventually. But..." She pointed to her bookshelf where Ryan could see the complete collection of the manga, "Did you read to the end yet? Ranma never undoes his curse."

"So because that story didn't, you won't help me?"

"No," Didi said, "Because I don't want to I won't help you." Didi said, "Or your little piggy."

"No, you're going to fix this!" Ryan took a step towards Didi.

SNAP!

Ryan stopped. He looked down, "What did you do?"

He felt pressure building within his body.

"You'll see." Didi said.

He looked up. Then suddenly his chest exploded outward, stretching the tiny bikini top to its very limits.

"There. Changing you back to a man 100% of the time, that's rather difficult for me. Breast Expansion? That's my bread and butter."

Suddenly the lights flickered and there was another person standing behind Didi. This woman had the same aura about her and Ryan realized what a blunder he'd made ever coming here.

"Oh, nice tits." The newcomer said.

"Thanks, should we go bigger?" Didi asked.

"Well normally I'd say yes...but our little experiment here has attracted too much attention. We've gotta bail."

"Aww, oh well." Didi said, "See ya Ryan."

"Wait. We can't leave them like that." The newcomer said. "I'm Vivi by the way, Didi's boss."

"Hey, you aren't my boss!" Didi complained.

Vivi ignored her and snapped her fingers. A bucket of hot water appeared and dumped over Griffin, although magic prevented any of it from landing on Ryan.

"What the hell!?" Griffin complained.

Vivi looked at Didi, "I think if we combine our powers we can fix this for them."

"Really? Like we discussed?" Didi asked.

"Yeah, want to try?" Vivi said.

Ryan couldn't believe it. He was going to go back to normal.

"Ok you two, close your eyes and pray." Vivi said.

Ryan did and then he suddenly felt a warmth all over his body. It lasted more than a minute and then Vivi clapped her hands, "It's done. You can open your eyes."

Ryan did. He was still in a woman's body, "But...I thought you were going to fix it?"

"We did," Vivi explained, "We gave you plot armor."

"Plot armor..." Ryan said, "What the hell is that?"

"It means that while your transformations will cause lots of fun antics for you in the future, you'll never get caught in a way that will ruin your life. You'll always be able to hide in a closet or duck into a bush when you need to. People will accept totally weird excuses from you, you'll find convenient kettles lying around. That sort of thing."

"But..."

"Anyway, gotta run!" Vivi snapped her fingers and both of them disappeared.

"What the fuck..." Griffin said.

Ryan looked around, "So where's my kettle?"

There was none. There were also no other clothes. His uniform had disappeared and he was **** to walk out of the office in the tiny bikini.

Ryan and Griffin never did reverse their transformations, but eventually they learned to live with them. Ryan fell in love with a bisexual switch and married her. Even though he told himself for the longest time he wouldn't, he learned to love his female body as much as his male one. His wife kept a kettle in their bedroom and made frequent use of it.

Griffin took a different route. He moved to Lima, one of the driest cities in the world. He never hit the beach and never left home without an umbrella. He became a strict vegan and could never, ever, date anyone who ate pork.

As for Vivi and Didi, they soon forgot all about Ryan and Griffin. After all, there was a lot more anime for them to binge.