Dick tells his mother the “truth”

“H-hi, mom,” Dick said. “I… I’m calling from the principal’s office.”

“What?! Why?” His mom yelled.

“I… I attempted to skip school today but I… I didn’t. I ran the mile today and well… after gym, after I showered, I ran into the girls’ locker room in just my superman underwear and pulled them off,” Dick said. “And Coach Monty caught me and brought me to the principal’s office.”

There was a slight pause. “Are you naked right now?” his mom asked.

“Y-yes,” Dick said.

“Good,” his mom said. “You’re going to remain naked until I pick you up. I’ll pick you up in front when school is over. Oh and I want you to give your underwear to Coach Monty.”

“Yes, mom,” Dick said as he obeyed his mom’s orders.

“Is Coach Monty there?” his mom asked.

“Yes,” Dick said. “She’s right here.”

“Coach Monty, please do with the underwear whatever you think is appropriate. I apologize for my son’s actions. He’s going to be in so much trouble when I get there,” Dick’s mom said.

“Thank you, Mrs Little,” Coach Monty said.

Dick’s mom then hanged up.