The principal’s office

Monty dragged Dick through the school. The girls and guys must have already alerted everyone because everyone was looking out of the classrooms, pointing and laughing as Monty didn’t allow Dick to cover at all. They walked all the way to the principal’s office.

Principal Kohls looked at him and shook her head. “Mr. Little. I’m being told that you decided to streak into the girls’ locker room in just your Superman underwear and then proceeded to take them off to show off your little pecker. Not only that, but I have it in good faith that you attempted to skip class today. I saw you talking to Tommy who hasn’t been present all afternoon. I’m afraid you’ll leave me ****. I’m going to have to call your mother.”

Dick’s eyes bulged. “No, please. Don’t call my mom. Please, no.”

“I have ****,” the principal said. “In fact, I want you to call her yourself. Tell her everything that you did and don’t you dare try to lie.”

The principal began to dial his mom’s phone number and handed Dick the phone making sure to put it on speaker as she did. Dick gulped as he heard his mom’s voice. “Hello?”