Diana's Downfall: Beware the Nice Ones

It was a quiet night as a police cruiser drove down the street on the outskirts of town, patrolling the area. For most members of the precinct, a quiet night would be quite the reward.

Diana Briggs was not one of these people.

The Policewoman groaned in boredom as she drove around, no action of any kind to be seen. And it wasn’t just right now, either. She had been driving around for at least six hours now, and there wasn’t even a person spray painting a park bench. On the one hand, it was boring and she really needed the right action to prove her authority.

On the other hand, with the night being as slow as it was, it did allow her some… special free time. Plus, her shift ended in five minutes, anyway.

Grinning impishly, Diana turned into the first empty parking lot she found. This one in particular belonging to a beach. The woman was embarrassed that she couldn’t swim, but it wasn’t swimming that she was here for. Parking the car, The Policewoman undid her seatbelt before undoing her pants belt, shimmying them down her legs to her knees. Just as Diana lifted her ass up and hooked her thumbs into the waistband of her underwear, however, she paused as her grin widened.

“Ooh! Now there’s an idea!” Diana said as a thought popped into her head.

Alice Summers smiled as she smelled the salty air, taking a deep breath as she wiggled her bare toes in the sand. The chubby woman allowed herself to be bathed in the moonlight before she slowly made her way down to the sea. She grew used to the cold water on her skin through her many skinny dipping exploits, both here at her secluded part of the beach and at the decorative pond at the zoo. And not once had the woman ever been caught!

A few close calls, sure, but never caught.

Alice sighed blissfully as she laid on her back and floated in the surf, letting her mind drift. Her mind soon drifted to the one person on the planet that she wouldn’t have mind seeing her bare assed naked: Her coworker and crush, Dennis. She giggled as she wondered what would happen if Dennis had stumbled upon her right now, the half-Australian, half-Hawaiian woman swimming in the sea and bathed in moonlight wearing only a smile on her face.

Unfortunately, her mind soon raced to what would happen if she was seen by anyone else. Or worse, if she was seen by Dennis and he was repulsed by what he saw! The poor woman whimpered a bit, biting her quivering lip. Half a second later, Alice’s smile returned as she shook her head.

“Don’t be silly, girl!” Alice said to herself, “Dennis isn’t going to be cruel to you. The absolute worst thin he can say to you is that he’d rather we just be friends. And you’ve been doing this for years now, there’s no way that anyone else is –“

The sound of a car door slamming and a car alarm going off made Alice squeak in surprise as she turned towards the shoreline. Someone was here! She had to get her clothes back on now! The woman swam to shore as she ran towards where she hid her clothes, hoping they were still there.

Diana smiled as she locked the door to her cruiser, placing the keys in her hat alongside her handcuffs as she walked towards the beach with the hat in one hand and the her baton in the other. The young woman was wearing only a smile as she strutted down the sandy walkway to the beach, exposing her F cup breasts and her tight, heart shaped butt to the night air. As she neared the empty beach, the woman paused as she passed a mirror, looking herself over with a cheeky grin.

“Twit Twoo!” Diana whistled, swaying her butt slowly in her reflection. “Looking sexy as usual, Hot Stuff! If only the boys could see me now. Which they never will.”

The woman giggled as she gave her right cheek a spank before continuing on down the beach. As she was half-way there, the policewoman noticed a bench on the side of the path, smiling as she sat down. Diana sat her hat containing her handcuffs and keys down next to her as she spread her legs. She growled hungrily as she reached up with her left hand and played with her nipples while using her right hand to toy with her womanhood, grabbing her baton and getting ready to insert it…

Just as a chubby, red headed woman with tan skin that was three years older than Diana came bounding up the sandy path before coming to a screeching halt, causing Diana to stop what she was doing and looked up. Both women blushed crimson as they realized they were being caught naked for the first time ever, sharing the embarrassment of the situation.

Alice was beginning to panic as she let out a squeak. Someone else was seeing her completely naked! All her years of careful planning and successful sneaking around about her secret hobby, and it had all gone up it smoke! And to make matters worse, the woman saw the hat on the bench, identifying it as a hat of a police officer. And while it could technically be argued that the hat was just a prop from a costume, she had been invited to enough Halloween parties to know that costume cuffs didn’t shine in the moonlight.

Diana, on the other hand, was frozen in embarrassment, biting her lip. All her years on the ****, never showing an inch of skin while relishing her secret hobbies in her cruiser, and was never caught once. And the one time she decided to take it up a notch, this overweight bimbo catches her! Her mind wandered to what would happen if the woman had a cellphone on her, running away in embarrassment before getting dressed and calling the cops. And if anyone down at the precinct got a look at her… Diana didn’t want to think about it!

However, Diana was quick to notice two things about her situation. One, the woman in front of her was trembling in fear, her knees buckling together as she hugged herself tightly while her eyes began to water. And two, following the woman’s gaze, Diana saw a pile of clothes that were stashed under the bench she was sitting on. And as she followed it up to the hat and handcuffs next to her, the officer couldn’t help but smirk as her confidence came back.

Gone was the scared and embarrassed naked woman, replaced once again by the “Head Bitch In Charge”.

“Well, well, well.” Diana said with a smirk, standing up from the bench with a smile as she folded her arms under her breasts. Thinking up a quick cover story, she added, “Here I am on an undercover case at the nudist beach a few miles down the road, and what do I find when I'm heading back to my car?”

“P-please, Officer!” Alice whimpered on the verge of tears. The poor girl was terrified and humiliated. “I… It was…”

“And what do we have here?” Diana asked rhetorically as she bent down and picked up Alice's clothes, looking them over. “Now, either the circus is in town and they left their tents behind, or these are your and I caught myself a streaker.”

Looking over the terrified woman again, Diana chuckled as she saw Alice’s wet hair. “Or perhaps a skinny dipper? Or should I call it ‘Chunky Dunking' in your case?”

“Please, I’m sorry, Officer! It was… It was a dare!” Alice said fearfully. She hated lying to this woman on the off chance she was a real cop, but what the hell was she going to say? That she liked skinny dipping?! She’d be carted off and dressed in an orange jumpsuit before she could blink! “I promise it will never happen again!”

“Oh, I know it won’t happen again, Ma'am.” Alice said with a smug smirk, getting drunk on all the power that she had in this situation. “Because I'm taking you downtown.”

“What?!” Alice shrieked, a look of horror on her face as she began to loudly sob now. “Please! No! Can’t you just let me off with a warning?!”

“No can do, Ma'am.” Diana lied, just not wanting to. “You made your bed, now you’re laying in it. Though,” she grabbed her handcuffs and giggled as she turned towards Alice while still drunk on power, “with a body like that, I don’t know why you would want to show off. I mean, if I looked like a bloated whale carcass, I'd be as far away from anywhere that required showing any amount of skin as much as physically possible.”

Alice sniffled as tears streamed down her face, more from the humiliation of being seen naked than the fat jokes. She had grown used to them at her job at the zoo and aquarium, a few of her coworkers comparing her to everything from hippo and manatee to walrus and elephant. That didn’t mean they stung any less, though.

“You have the right to remain silent. Blah, blah, blah.” Diana said halfheartedly as she reached out to grab Alice’s wrist, unlatching one of the handcuffs. “By the way, I can tell from your accent your from Jolly Ol' England, but what’s the other half?”

“I… I’m Australian-Hawaiian.” Alice whimpered in reply, hanging her head.

“Ha! This makes too much sense!” Diana exclaimed with a laugh, momentarily pausing her actions while still being power drunk. “Half of you is from a country where a bunch of braindead, British hillbillies and criminals run wild by banging kangaroos and letting dingoes eat their children, and the other half is from a state that lets fatsos like you dance around half-naked! Hey, maybe instead of bringing you downtown, I should find the nearest Luau and leave you there! Just need to bathe you in barbecue sauce and jam an apple in your mouth!”

As Diana continued laughing, Alice stopped crying as her eyes widened. Making fun of her weight was one thing, something she hated but could live with. But making fun of her heritage? Her family?! That was crossing the line! Not even her worst workplace bully went that low!

The normally sweet and kind woman, who at worst returned fire with a passive aggressive remark, felt something snap inside her, a fire burning in her belly as she felt her eyes narrowing in a mixture of disgust and anger. “What?”

“Oh, see! There’s that classic Australian stupidity!” Diana giggled. The Policewoman grabbed the wrist that Alice was using to cover her small breasts as she added, “Though, I'm not sure which side gave you the tiny – “

At that moment, the hand that Alice was using to cover her womanhood shot out and grabbed Diana's wrist, taking the cop by surprise. “Hey! Let go!”

Alice didn’t budge, instead shaking ever so slightly. This time in rage rather than fear.

“What?! Are you fat, stupid, AND deaf?!” Diana snapped as she tried to pry Alice’s hand off her wrist unsuccessfully. “I told you to let g-“

Diana's words died instantly as she saw Alice look up and make eye contact with her, the naked cop gasping in surprise. If looks could kill, Alice would’ve murdered Diana a thousand times over with the glare and snarl she had on her face. For the first time in her career on the ****, Diana felt her blood run cold.

“U-unhand me right now.” Diana squeaked before clearing her throat in an effort to gain back control. “As an Officer of the law, I order you to –“

“You’re not a policewoman.” Alice growled, pushing Diana into the sand with a shove. “You’re nothing but a bully who uses and abuses the power she’s been given. And I. Hate. Bullies!”

Diana blinked a few times, looking up at the angry Australian-Hawaiian as a shiver ran down her spine. How had she lost her dominance in this situation so quickly?! And why was she starting to enjoy losing control of the situation?! The Policewoman shook the thoughts from her head as she got to her feet and charged forward to tackle Alice to the ground…

Only to be flung right back to the ground after bouncing off of Alice’s belly. It was almost like charging a brick wall covered in bubble wrap! Diana was so dazed from the impact, that she didn’t hear the soft clicking noise from around one of her wrists. As she shook her head again, she looked up and gasped as she saw Alice standing over her with a scowl.

“I-if you hurt me,” she squeaked before clearing her throat again, “you'll be in a lot more trouble than just a public nudity charge, Ma'am!”

“I’m not going to hurt you.” Alice said calmly as she grabbed her clothes, “I’m not even normally like this this. However, you pushed me to a limit not even I was aware that I had. I think we should both just get dressed, and pretend this never happened. That way, neither of us gets in trouble for being out here undressed. But next time, please be less power drunk and more considerate of other people’s heritages and families. Good night, Officer.”

And with that, Alice walked away up the path towards the restrooms, clothes in hand as she left Diana gaping after her in shock. After several seconds, Diana blinked as she watched the chubby woman leave, only to shake her head once more and jump to her feet with a growl.

“Just wait one second here, Fat Ass!” She shouted after Alice as she waved her arms around. “I’m still a police officer! You’re still under arrest for public indecency! I demand you get back here and –“

*Click*

That time she heard it! Especially after feeling cold metal around her other wrist. Eyes going wide, Diana looked down in horror to see the handcuffs were now on her own wrists.

Uh oh…