Dennis thinks it’s hilarious

“Well after years of bullying me in high school, it’s hilarious to me that big scary Lauren has no tits” Dennis said, as Charlotte and Nathan burst out laughing

“I do so have tits!” Lauren blurted out, which resulted in more laughter

“No you really don’t” Dennis laughed

“Well I know Lauren is VERY keen to lose her virginity, would you do her the honour Dennis?” Charlotte asked

“Nah I’m good, I like real women with curves and a little something up top” Dennis replied

Lauren gasped as everyone laughed, including people around them.

This was it, a whole new low, even after doing what Lauren though was a sexy dance, not even Dennis the micropenis would have sex with her!