Dennis the loser

Dennis was a loser. Everyone knew it. He'd always been awkward, not smart enough to be a nerd, nowhere near athletic enough to be a jock. So he really didn't fit and was pretty shy. This problem had developed into a full blown disaster last year though.

You see, for years Dennis had the hots for Lauren. To be fair, pretty much everyone did, but Dennis was obsessed. So, he'd worked up the nerve to ask her out... and she laughed in his face.

"Get real Dennis!" She said, with all her popular friends laughing at him as well. "You think I would go out with someone like you? Don't be an idiot!"

Dennis had been crushed by this. Unfortunately, things only got worse from there. Now he'd drawn attention to himself. So, the next time he was in PE the entire football team grabbed him. They dragged him out of the locker room and threw him into the girls' locker room! Dennis was mortified as all the girls laughed at the sight of him. Unfortunately, then things got even worse! While he stood red faced and embarrassed, Lauren crept up beside him and stole his towel, leaving him butt naked in front of dozens of college girls!

"Oh my god!" Lauren exclaimed. "Look at his tiny dick!"

Dennis, horrified, slapped both hands over his penis as all the girls burst out laughing. It wasn't small, he was just nervous! Okay, maybe it was kind of small... but she didnt' have to be so mean about it!

"Dennis the Micro-penis! Dennis the Micro-penis!" Lauren chanted, the other girls jumping in.

Then, using the towel she'd stolen Lauren began whipping Dennis's naked backside!

"Run fatass, run!" Lauren taunted.

Dennis, tears in his eyes, burst out of the locker room. He ran holding his penis naked through school, laughed at all the way.

That was the last time Dennis had dared show his face at college. He dropped out, unable to bear the shame. There was no escaping it though. 'Dennis the Micro-penis' was now his name. Everyone, even his few supposed friends called him it now. He had to move back in with his parents, and hardly ever left the basement for the last year, except to go to his miserable, low paying job.

Then, when Dennis's life was at it's lowest, something amazing happened. On his 20 birthday he began to develop strange powers beyond belief...