Declare go to school naked day

School would be so much more fun if everyone was naked, you think to yourself. As you enter the building... your wish has apparently already been granted. All the girls are naked. All the guys are naked. All the teachers are naked. What fun.

The embarrassing part about mass nudity is that all the guys had erections. You don't want to see that. Or maybe you do. It is fairly entertaining to see who's got the big wankers and who doesn't. Especially if you're the one making the decision.

Much to your delight, the whole football team is in the main hallway together, strutting their stuff for the women. Unfortunately for them... their stuff is about to become a lot less than it used to be. Four inches should be just enough for those cocky bastards.

Next up, the chess team. We'll give them the big ones. Seven or Eight inches should be fine. For wormser, the most picked on kid in school, you give a whopping ten inches. All the girls, covering their boobs with their notebooks start smiling at him.

Ah yes. Redemption is sweet.

Unfortunately, all this time you have been neglecting your own tiny weewee. You try to hit on some girls by your locker, but they just look down and giggle. We'll fix that soon enough you think maniacally. To stand out from the crowd, you grant yourself a prehensile penis. It's still smallish, but oh how it twists and bents on demand. Enough to hit any womans g-spot at will. Ah hell, you make it well proportioned as well.

The principal gets on the loudspeaker to make an announcement.

This should be interesting, you giggle to yourself.