Date with a dunce

Negi: Well, class dismissed, then. I'll see you all tomorrow.

Fuka: Yeah, and one of us much sooner!

Many of the girls laughed.

Negi: Heh-heh. Yes. Anyway, good evening to you all.

The girls filed out of the room pretty much like normal, with a few exceptions. Why not? Except for Nodoka, Ayaka and Yue, no one considered Makie a threat to their eventual winning of Negi. She was....well, Baka Pink.

Ayaka: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! OF ALL THE GIRLS IN THIS CLASS, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE MAKIE!? WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME!? OR ONE OF THE UGLY ONES, EVEN!! I WOULDN'T HAVE CARED IF SOMEONE LIKE ASUNA OR KAEDE WOULD'VE BEEN CHOSEN! BUT MAKIE?! OOOOO, I HATE TO SAY IT BUT MAKIE HAS BECOME HOT!! Not as hot as me of course, BUT STILL HOT!!! AAAAAAA!!!!

Asuna: Who're you calling ugly!?

Kaede: Manners, class-rep. Remember your manners, de gozaru.

Ayaka: Screw my manners, Kaede!! You don't know what it's like to be heart-broken!!

Kaede: True enough, de gozaru.

Konoka: Ha ha! Good luck, Negi-kun!

Nodoka: N-Negi-sensei....I-i-i....I WISH YOU THE BEST WITH MAKIE!!

Negi: Nodoka, it's a date. I'm not marrying her.

Makie: Not yet, anyway.

Nodoka: Ee-yaah! I mean...no, i know. Just....oh, Negi-sensei!

Nodoka ran out of the room with her eyes in her elbow, sniffling.

Asuna: Nodoka!

Yue: Hey, Nodoka! Wait up! she turned and glared at Makie

Makie: Uh...yes, Yue?

Yue: A bit of friendly advice: I recommend you not get too attached to Negi-sensei. It may not be the safest option for you, understand?

Makie: ..........................NOPE!!!

Yue, falling sideways: AGH!! Nevermind...

Now the classroom was empty except for Negi and the pretty gymnast. She smiled at him, giggling at the situation nervously. He chuckled for the same reason, rubbing the back of his neck.

Negi: Well....here we are. Just the two of us. Alo...

Makie: Negi-kun...i, uh....i'm not sure exactly how to do this, so i guess i'll just do what comes naturally, ok?

Negi: Sure. However you're comfortable.

Makie smiled and stood up, blushing. Shyly, she looked at Negi as she began unbuttoning her blouse.

Negi: MAKIE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Makie: I...i thought you were trying to talk me into.....you know....

Negi: ......

Makie: .....sex.

Negi: WH?! NO!!

Makie: You weren't?

Negi: NO!

Makie: But....why not?!

Negi: Huh!?

Makie: You don't think i'm ugly, do you?!

Negi: No, i just....

Makie: I know i don't have any diseases!

Negi: That's not it!

Makie: So what is it, then?