Daphne Date Night 1, Part 1: Under the Sea

Daphne

Sooooo cute! Master’s non weird human leggy parts look almost exactly like a runty barely legal mermaid waiting for her first taste of testicles! I approve!

Daphne pulls herself along the ground to greet her Master. He covers most of the distance for her and squats down to meet her eye-to-eye. “So, Daphne,” he greets, “What are we doing here?”

“Oh, yeah! Welcome to the One-Shot Room!”

Daphne: - 70 BP (Constructing a New Hotel Room: One Shot Room, plus some date supplies)

He looks a bit confused. Daphne continues, “Oh, it’s a twist on an old Harem Hotel trope. A place that a contestant can use to set up whatever kind of date they want. Surely you seen some of them before. I bought it. It has the same basic set-up as the dungeon, but I can’t just put in a loot table or anything. I have to stock the room with whatever neat prizes I want us to get by the end with my own BP, but temporary effects and enviornment? All fair game. Got a few questions before we begin in earnest. What Level did you hit? Did you get my fun prize from the dungeon yet? And did you have any PP applied to you?”

“Barely hit Level 3, but haven’t triggered a chance to prepare spells again. Yes. No?”

Daphne claps with glee. Oooh, we are going to have so much fun!

“Well, let’s fix that problem. I came prepared. Here. Drink.”

Daphne presents 2 potions to her Master. One, he should have at least heard of: a Potion of Long Rest. He may not need the health or spell point top offs, but it will allow him to prepare spells as appropriate for his level. He downs it and makes a face at the taste. Humans are so weird; why don’t they like the taste of squid ink? A few minutes of spellbook scanning later, and Master looks ready. The other potion may need a bit of explanation.

“So, the other potion is for our first part of the date. Remember the challenge during Skye’s date? Well, this is a longer-lasting version of the temporary mermaid transformation. Drink up and I’ll start the scenario. We’ll begin with some basic swimming lessons, then go on a little adventure. You might want to stick your clothes in your inventory unless you want to do part two of our date wet.”

He shakes his head, but complies. Silly clothes now in a pocket dimension, he gives the other potion a sniff. “What’s this flavored with?”

“Um, dolphin. But, to be fair, dolphins are total jerks. Do you know they gangbang unsuspecting creatures for fun?”

“Slainte.” He downs the potion like a champ, “Gotta say, dolphin isn’t bad. Just don’t tell the others. Most of them will think dolphins are cute.”

“Secret’s safe with me, Master.” Daphne starts filling the room with warm seawater. Time for some fun.

Tina

So glad Josie agreed to this.

Tina and Josie have a small table at the Suckling Swine. It the first date either of them had in a while (since Francis still doesn’t count). It’s weird how we are both so nervous about this. I mean, we had sex this morning. And made out this afternoon. I can see the key to the chastity belt she locked me in around her neck. Why does us sitting in a bar and talking like adults freak me out so much?

“Soooo, what’s a gal like you doing here in a place like this?”

Josie shakes her head. “That the best you got, Rabbit?”

Tina’s ears droop. They perk back up as Josie grabs her hand, “Hey, I don’t have anything better. Maybe we try an icebreaker of some sort?”

“How was the family before we were kidnapped by inter-dimensional smut peddlers?”

“You got an hour? Dad married Mom when he was first stationed at the town border station and they both went native. Like daily mass attendance native. I got 5 siblings, all of them married, almost 30 nieces and nephews, and 3 dog siblings.”

“Wow. That’s a lot of family. How do you keep them all straight?”

“I often don’t. Doesn’t help that my folks disapprove of my choices. They sent me to college to get an MRS, either to a local boy or to the church, not a ‘glorified slut’ career and ‘sinful cravings’. Rather not think about them too much. How ‘bout you?”

“Mom dealt baccarat at the local casino. Died of lung cancer a couple of years back. Never knew my Dad. Never thought to look for him, the deadbeat. No siblings. No one to even miss me back home.”

Josie squeezes Tina’s hand a little harder, “I’m sorry. At least we got each other, right?”

“Yeah. Could use some booze.”

“Not after last time.”

Tina gives Josie her best pouty face. It is less effective than she would like.

“How’d you get to be your age and not done any drinking before?” Josie asks.

“Well, when you work for drunks, you don’t exactly get paid like an adult. And Mom didn’t have any property for me to inherit. So, unless my career suddenly takes off, I’ll be stuck at 2 points max forever.”

“Guess that’s one thing about being hot and going to college. There are always enough GI Bill vets to buy you drinks when you want ‘em.”

“Rub it in, why don’t cha.”

“Hey, I’ll buy you a drink after Scarlet performs. Don’t want you throwing up on her.”

The two laugh, staring at the stage. A crowd of mermaids are starting to form. Most of the tables are taken and the dancing floor portion of the bar is submerged in 3 feet of water for their convenience. The lights dim. A spotlight flares up, pointed at the poles. The show is about to begin.

Indigo

After a day of painting, Indigo wants to relax with a big streaming session. Hopefully, Nogi can send her some more VP. She walks into the streaming room to see that it is currently being ransacked.

Irene shimmies over, trying to stop Indigo from coming further in. “Hey, Indi, I’d like to play with you tonight, but the security team still has me going through everything in the computer network from yesterday. I heard Scarlet is supposed to be stripping soon, if you’d like to watch.”

“Wait,” an eel looking mermaid speaks up, “I need to get some information from the cyber fox slut.” She shimmies up to Indigo waaay faster than Indigo thinks she should. “Cassiopeia, head of security on staff. Can you please tell me everything that happened during your stream last night?”

Indigo describes her interaction with Nine on the stream. Thus begins a long interrogation. Gotta bullshit my way through this.

Francis

I can certainly see the appeal of this lifestyle. And I’m at least temporarily fixed.

Francis doesn’t know Greek, so she didn’t actually connect thrapsalo to flying squid. Daphne is encouraging her to chase after a slower one while the betta fish mermaid snags them in mid-air. Francis’ coordination as a mermaid isn’t quite up to snuff yet, but she is having fun regardless. It also take a certain amount of effort to get used to the telepathy instead of usual speech, but she manages.

“Here, Master, have one,” Daphne offers as she hands over a dead squid. Francis chomps into it raw and bloody. Mmmmm. A cloud of squid ink and blood floats around Francis’ face. Swallowing chunks of squid, Francis pats her belly.

“Feeling up to a little quest now, Master?” Daphne starts to tear into a squid of her own.

“You know you don’t have to call me that, Daphne.”

Daphne just gives her a look as she continues to eat, chomping straight through the shell. Francis is still hungry, so she finishes her squid.

“Heavy talks tonight. Time for some fun now. Ready, Master?”

Seeing that she won’t be getting much out of Daphne until the mermaid is ready, Francis nods in assent. Daphne gives her a big toothy smile and wraps her arms around Francis’ waist. They exchange a little love headbutt.

“So, some notes before we go. Underwater combat...”

“Is a giant pain.”

“Don’t interrupt, Master. Underwater combat is tricky for the unfortunate landlocked creatures like humans. Water density and pressure does weird things to many attacks. Magic works differently, too. Did you plan ahead? Grab some options that won’t be affected by us being underwater?”

“Took a trident proficiency as my extra weapon for Bladesinger. And my combat cantrip is Mind Sliver. I’ll make do.”

“Deep cut cantrip? Not familiar.”

“Psychic damage that gives the target a Bane effect on their next saving throw before the end of my next turn. Not sure how it’ll exactly work in your system.”

Daphne’s smile somehow grows bigger. “That sounds fun.” Francis starts to lean in for a kiss. Daphne happily allows it. They swirl their tongues around each other as their impromptu make-out session increases in intensity. Daphne pulls her head back to speak, “Hey, Francis, open wide. I know a neat trick.” She complies. Daphne thrusts her tongue as deeply in Francis’ mouth as she can. Daphne hits something in her throat and Francis shudders as a mini-orgasm almost washes over her.

“Wow. What was that?”

“The mermaid cervix.”

“So, when I felt myself slip into a thing in your throat...”

“That was you entering my oviduct. I now totally understand why mermaids sometimes keep a male human and milk him until he dies. It felt soooo good.” Daphne pinches Francis’ nipple. Francis lets out an audible whine.

“Enough fooling around. Time to go get some questing done.”

Josie

Josie was never one for strip clubs, but she can certainly see the appeal now. Tina was quite happy to buy her a lap dance from Scarlet. The redhead smells faintly of the ocean as she was groped and teased by several mermaids before coming to their table last. The way the salt water glides between their bare legs and the way Scarlet’s bare ass grinds into Josie’s crotch, barely covered by a thin thong, feels fantastic. Josie starts to grab towards Scarlet’s breasts when she feels the redhead grab her wrists.

“Please don’t. You have no idea how rough those pervy fish were. Don’t know how Francis is going to stand it.”

Josie leans in to kiss the stripper on the neck instead, working her way to the ear. She whispers, “I can be gentle, Scarlet.”

The song ends and Scarlet stands up. “Unless you’d like to buy another item off the stripper menu, I really want to get paid and get dressed. The mermaids are worse than the drunk mid-day retirees on Senior’s Day. And that’s saying something.”

“Wanna come join us after?” Josie asks.

“Sure. If that’s okay with Tina. I mean, the two of you are on a date.”

Josie looks at the bonny bunny, hoping that she’s cool with a third. The blonde nods and says, “I’d love to spend some more time with you, Scarlet. Maybe you can help us both get over the first-date jitters.”

The chit-chat after Scarlet’s strip dance was still a little awkward. We’re both still nervous, huh?

“Give me 5 minutes. Neither of you explode in embarrassment until then, ‘k?” With that, the redhead struts towards the bar. A couple of screens materialize on the table, asking for Tina to pay for the dance she bought and requesting tips from both. They submit their payments to the bar.

Tina: -10 BP

Josie: -5 BP

Scarlet: +35 BP (Tips)

Scarlet: The Magic of Student Loans +1 Progress: 3/319 (Work/Study Girl)

“You might earn yourself an early pussy parole for good behavior at this rate.”

“I’d so like that. Do you know how irritating sleeping with me is going to be if I don’t get a dozen or so orgasms before bed?”

“I could keep you locked up and just let Scarlet deal with it.”

“Boo! What kind of girlfriend pawns off the hard work of the relationship onto one of her other girlfriends.”

“Point taken. So, are we really attaching the G-word to whatever this is?”

Scarlet has returned with drinks and some snark, “Yup. I think the 3 of us have officially moved past fuck-buddies and into girlfriends in an open polycule relationship. Unless there are objections?”

Josie plucks her vodka and lime from the tiny tray and pounds it down. “None on my end.” Tina shakes her head and tries her silly girl drink. “This is a lot less boozy than last time.”

“Asked Circe to make it half strength. You need to build up either some tolerance or some restraint. If it makes you feel better, I’m on water tonight.”

“Designated driver?” Josie teases.

“Nope. Need to rehydrate after dancing and being a tit pincushion for an hour.”

The three women chat for a solid half-hour, talking about everything and nothing. It’s easier with Scarlet there to steer things when Josie saying something unintentionally insulting or Tina tells a joke that doesn’t quite land. A tension Josie didn’t even knew she had starts to melt away. It’s nice. Having people in my life that sees me as more than a fun lay is nice. If only Francis wasn’t a dude, I could have had this so much sooner. Now that I have it, I don’t want to give it up.

Suddenly, Tina’s eye glaze over. She jerkily stands up and pulls her strappy dress off, revealing the chastity bondage gear and that gross “Cum Guzzlers” temporary tat across her chest. Scarlet, who has definitely already noticed the key worn around Josie’s neck, is about to say something, only to be interrupted by Tina.

“Hello, gentlemen in the audience. Have you ever had a woman in your life that just didn’t know her place? That wouldn’t bow down and worship your big, heaving cock like it deserves? Well, I have just the solution for you! New, from Cum Guzzlers, the multiverse’s most perverse breastaurant chain! Lovely Lady Lollies! Sure to make any woman eager to please! Here, try one. You’ll like it!”

Tina, looking both manic and **** at the same time, summons a large Tootsie Roll pop looking piece of candy for each of them. She holds 2 out for Scarlet and Josie. The third she hovers in her mouth, waiting for the other two to sample. Tina freezes in place.

“Uh, what the fuck was that?”

“Is she even breathing?”

If Tina’s lips starting to turn blue are any indication, she is not.

Circe shimmies over, noting, “Hoo boy. Well, that’s what she gets for not reading her contract. She’s not going to move a muscle until the two of you start on a lollipop. While the Hotel will prevent her from dying, there may still be some brain damage that sets in a few minutes, if I understand your human need for muscle contractions to breathe. Up to you.” She then grabs a handful of Scarlet’s breast and gives it a firm squeeze before shimmying away.

The two look at each other. We are so going to regret this. But, my girl’s in trouble and I have to do my part. Josie takes a lollipop; Scarlet does the same. They countdown and pop them into their mouths. Tina takes a heaving breath then does the same.

Tina: +15 BP