Dale Parsons (lawyer)

"Dale Parsons, attorney at law."

"Mr Parsons, welcome! The employee orientation lounge is right this way."

The redheaded beauty leads you to a small room containing a set of chairs arranged in front of a screen. You sit down and watch the presentation. You've seen these kinds of videos before. The voice of Vespa, the mythical CEO, speaks over footage of healthy happy people going about their lives - the ideal world that her company strives to create. Normally you're bored to tears by this sort of thing. But this time, as you relax and breathe in the pleasant air, you feel genuinely inspired. Maybe this company really is different. The video ends and a still image instructs you to proceed to level 12 via the elevators.

Invigorated by your prospective employer's propaganda, you march...