Daisy Ridley for Flatty Paddies

Have you ever looked at other women and felt...underdeveloped? Perhaps something about you doesn't quite...measure up?

Daisy stumbles in from off screen, looking confused. She stands in front of a white background. Obviously inside a studio.

"Um, hello? I don't know what's going on here. They just said to stand here." She says, flustered and slightly upset.

Fear not! With Flatty Paddies, even the most "wooden plank" shaped women can achieve vivacious curves!

"Who said that? And what is or ARE Flatty Paddies?" Daisy looked around, more upset.

We're glad you asked, famous flat actress Daisy Ridley! Let's get those annoying clothes off you so we can see just how little you have to offer!

Instantly, Daisy's clothes disappear, leaving her standing stark naked and not covering any part of her body

"What?! What happened to my clothes? And why can't I move my arms? Please. I can't let anyone see me like this!" Daisy pleaded.

Wow, you certainly have no curves whatsoever. A fried egg has more volume than you!

"Oy! Watch it with that. If I could move. I'd deck you right across your jaw!" Daisy retorted.

Now, if we apply our patented Flatty Paddies, she can go from an ironing board to an hour glass!

Fkesh colored pads appear on Daisy's body. The ones on her chest make her look like she has naturally large breasts. The ones on her ass almost make her resemble J-Lo

"You know, if you hadn't just shown everyone what my body looks like, I can definitely fool them with these!"

Glad you like it. Would you recommend other famous flat actresses try them on?

"You know what? Yes, I would." Daisy replied.

We're glad you feel that way. So, please welcome Natalie Portman and Aubrey Plaza!

The two actresses suddenly appear next to a now fully clothed Daisy Ridley showing off the pads. They apear flustered since they weren't wearing anything!

"Where are we? EEEEK! Where are our clothes!" Natalie says, realizing they were naked.

"Nevermind that, is that...Daisy Ridley?" Aubrey says, pointing at the curvy Daisy.

"I suppose. But she looks...different." Natalie replied.

See?! Even trained actors who know what makeup, hair, and wardrobe can do to alter a person's appearance can't tell the difference!

"Who said that?" Natalie asked aloud.

"I'm wondering the same thing, but you two should try these!" Daisy replied, shaking her padded boobs and booty.

"Did you have work done?" Aubrey asked, immediately grabbing a pad.

"That's what it is, you seem a lot...bustier that I remember." Natalie realized.

"But why is she clothed and we're naked? I say we strip her and take her clothes." Aubrey offers.

Natalie and Aubrey proceed to strip Daisy, and reveal the Flatty Paddies she's wearing.

"Ugh, now you know the secret." Daisy said.

"Hmm. Pads that seems pretty real when you're clothed. Maybe we should get some?" Natalie thinks aloud.

"Yes. Definitely." Aubrey agrees.

Clinically proven to make you look curvy without anyone else noticing they're pads! Be sure to buy Flatty Paddies today! Thank you ladies, you are free to go.

"Wha...hey! What about our clothes?!" Daisy yelled.

There was no reply, and the three naked women covered themselves with their hands before they disappeared from the studio.

Don't worry folks! They were returned to their respective sets, and something tells me that they will definitely be ordering Flatty Paddies before the day is over!