Daddy Chubbs

It was a record birth in the state. Over 14 pounds and six ounces, it'd been a default C-section. Elizabeth cradled her new son, the giant baby a spitting image of his father.

"Think I'm going to try for another," she heard Chubbs tell the doctor. "Bitch can take it." The doctor laughed uncertainly, but it was clear Chubbs was proud of his ability to sire such a large baby in a former beauty queen.