Da Rules

I look up from my phone.

There in the middle of the room was a plain white notebook.

There is no way that the notebook could of reasonably fallen off any table. The nearest furniture was at least five feet away and I had not seen the notebook in my whole two week stay up till this point.

At this point my dick was flaccid so I tuck it away into my boxers as I got close to investigate.

I stood their in my boxers as I inspected the notebook. In big black letters, in what seemed to be in very ornate calligraphy was the the words Fusion Note.

“Pft what type of lame **** Note rip off is this.”

I pick up the notebook and sit down at my coffee table overlooking Tokyo. I open the first page and find what I was looking for

Fusion Note

How to use it:

• The name of subjects written in this notebook shall be fused together.
• The product of a fusion is their own separate being, but with physical, mental and emotional traits from the individuals that constitute it.
• The product of the fusion can be controlled by placing percentages next the names of the subjects used in the fusion. If no percentage is listed then its product will take on traits equally from the subjects that constitute it.
• At least one subject must be at least part human.
• This note will not take effect unless the writer has the subjects face in mind while writing. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
• This note will not take effect unless full names are written and an ampersand are placed in between subjects names.
• This note will only take effect if both subjects are within 25 meters of each other.

Yup as I thought. Just some cheap gag gift. I’ve seen more creative set ups in JAV porn.

I threw the notebook on the coffee table with a dismissive wave of the hand.

My phone buzzes.

Selina: Sorry was that too much?

Geez talk about a lost puppy. I leave her on read for five minutes and she starts to getting anxious. This is exactly why I could never take her seriously. She bent to my will without me even having to try. There was absolutely no fun in trying to even get her to have sex. It would be just too easy.

Mark: Oh no that’s not it at all Selina. I got an emergency work call I had to answer. Boss wanted to know if I had sent him Q3 projections before I left for vacation.

Bullshitting was my specialty, but when it came to Selina I can just throw together some business words in half coherent sentence and she would buy it.

Selina: Wow. You sound like such an important business man.

Mark: Hahaha really you think so?

I guess if I can’t stroke my dick, getting my ego stroked was next best thing.