Chapter 3
by 
Cyclops
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Cyclops & Wolverine read Marcie & Gina read Blood Relations
"Why the fuck am I doing this again!?" Wolverine grunted.
"Because you wanted to! Don't act all high & mighty now!" said Cyclops.
"Whatever..." said Wolverine. "What are we reading?"
"We're reading the review of Marcie & Gina on my story Blood Relations."
"Oh that story! It was a fucking waste of time, to be honest. Utter garbage. I don't understand how you can consider it art!" Wolverine guffawed.
Cyclops glared at him. "I very well remember you jerking off to it." Now Wolverine glared at Cyclops.
"Shut it, bub! Let's just read!"
"Yeah, that'ud be better!"
“NO!”
“Gina…”
“Fuck you Marcie! We are not reading another fucking **** story! What’s wrong with these fuckers? Like nine out of ten stories are ****! Uh, gotta have more ****! Holy fuck! I’m sick of it! Have Rina do it!”
“But Gina…”
“What!”
“Blood Relations, by Cyclops is a story set in the Avatar universe.”
“So?”
“We covered an Avatar story already, remember?”
“I dimly do. Sato only made 27th in my dickbag ranking, so I don’t remember all that much about him, only that he was an edgy fucker.”
“Regardless, due to this, we simply can not pawn this story off to Rina and Ben.”
“I am hearing this a lot lately.”
"Hah! Loser. People don't even wanna read yer story!"
"They will."
"Of course they hafta! But they still don't wanna!"
Cyclops glares.
“It is just that I do not want to mess with continuity and such. We are also not exactly on the best terms right now, as you know.”
“huuughh…fine!”
READING IN PROGRESSS (BGM)
"WHAT!? Why're they listening to a BGM from YOUR movie while reading MY story!??"
Wolverine grunts triumphantly. "Cuz you don't have one, bugger!"
Cyclops blares his nostrils.
“Was this author dropped on the head or something?”
Wolverine laughs! "That chic's spewin' facts!
"..."
Continues laughing...
“It does not translate to that. But really, is it that bad? You have to admit there is a certain artistry to it.”
“Are you fucking high, Marcie? This reads like something an edgy fourteen year old would write during math class!”
“Let us not judge to hastily, Gina. Perhaps this story is simply going through growing pains.”
“My pain certainly is growing the more I read this.”
"That Marcie chic's certainly into you!"
"What!? No!!"
"Why else would she like this dumbster of a story?? I get Gina. She's right. You suck."
"I'm starting to feel like I shouldn't have read this review with you!"
"And I've started to believe that you shouldn't have been born!"
“Marcie, I’m scared.”
“So am I, Gina.”
Wolverine glances at Cyclops. Licks his lips in fear & moves away from him. Cyclops has no words to say.
He is embarrassed enough.....
“...fine. It is a misuse of fictional terminology from another intellectual property that has nothing to do with the intellectual property it is placed in.
“Uhu, it’s called a reference, Marcie.”
“…”
“Gotcha.”
“You...ugh, let us just continue.”
"Hey, hey, hey!! I just love Harry Potter. What's so wrong about it?"
Cyclops looks at Wolverine for validation but he says nothing. Cyclops looks back up front in defeat....
“For fuck sake stop calling your dick wolverine, you demented freak! How does that even make sense? That’s a fucking comic character! Why the fuck do you have a comic character as your dick!”
Cyclops smiles. Wolverine glares. "That thing has been buggin' me too! Why the heck're you callin' dicks wolverine?!"
"Cuz you're a dick. Wasn't it obvious!?"
Wolverine grits his teeth.
“Alright, this one is not terrible as far as sex scenes go. It uses repetition to bring the point across. Is it somewhat clumsy? Yes, but you know what, Gina? I do not mind. After coming across dozens of the same generic sex phrases time and time again, I can appreciate when an author goes a different route.”
"Sammy, I'm tellin' ya! Marcie's really into you.... Go get her!" said Wolverine. "And leave Jean for me..." he mouthed to himself.
"What did you say!?"
"Nothin'."
"No, I am sure I heard something. What was it!?"
"No-thin'."
Cyclops glares again.
"Can we really stop glarin' now!? It's gettin' repitative..." said Wolverine.
Cyclops just looks away. No word.
"Uhu. Nice explanation, Marcie. But then we also get shit like this in the same scene.”
Cyclops licked his lips in embarrassment. "Don't say anything. I know. That was bad. I accept. So, shut up!"
Wolverine just raises his eyesbrows & rubs his eyes. "I wish I couldn't rejenerate..."
“Yes, the text is certainly very hit or miss.”
“I want to hit the author and miss the last story, so you have a point, Marcie.”
"I'm with ya, Gina! Call me & we'll do it together....."
"... You're just tryna flirt with Gin--"
"A fucking perverted loser writing sex stories on some B-trash level porn advertising website doesn't deserve to say anythin' about this!"
"..."
“Hugghhh….but I feel so weak, Marcie! I haven’t felt like this since one of google’s stories. This is like her second coming or something. It drains me just from reading it!”
"She's tired in just two? Man! I'm dissappointed..."
"Hey! Shut it!" said Cyclops. "Don't be such a dick!"
"..."
“…”
“Gina?”
“I’m...honestly at a loss for words, Marcie. This has to be most ludicrous justification for an action that I ever had the misfortune to read. This isn’t just an asspull, it’s an asshole pull! But guess what? IT GET’S WORSE! Now the fucking bitch is playing truth or dare and goes out picking flowers while a deranged killer hides in their home. Like, are you fucking kidding me right now? I mean what’s the fucking explanation here? Is Ty Lee just retarded or something?
"Nope. The actual retard's the one writin' this story. Someone who happens to be sittin' right by my side right now..... and is giving me glares R N. Also, Gina.... call me."
“This is kinda hot, though.”
“Is it Marcie? Is it really?”
"Marcie is really into you, Cyclops, trust m--!"
"Shut up."
"But she is reall--"
"Just shut up!"
“Come on, Gina. I thought you liked bondage.”
“I have standards, Marcie! Something you are clearly lacking!”
"Bondage? I can do bondage..."
"Oh my God, Logan just stop it already. Gina is not gonna go out with some hairy ass uncouth small dude like you! There is a very less possibility of her even reading this. So. Just. Give up."
"Don't underestimate my charms, close-eyed!"
Cyclops grunts....
“Oh! We are finally getting to the **** with two fucking chapters left!”
“But to be fair, we are also getting a decent-ish sex scene out of the bargain.”
"She's definitely into y--"
"You're not getting Jean. She is mine."
"Fuck you! I don't want your Je--"
"You're neither getting Gina. She has standards. Something neither you, nor your height can reach...."
"..." ANGER
“And that’s the final paragraph of the story. Is it over, Marcie? That’s the end right?”
“I...think so? The story doesn’t say that it’s the end but it certainly feels like an ending.”
"Who the fuck wants to read more?" Wolverine exclaims.
"..."
“Bah! Shame that Azula didn’t burn the whole place down so we could be sure.”
Wolverine chuckles. Cyclops eyes him.
"What!? That's funny..."
"Yeah, yeah. SIMP!"
“And don’t call dicks some animal names, you sick freak!”
"I agree!"
"Say whatever.. I'm still gonna call dicks Wolverine. Cuz Wolverine is a dick. And everyone knows it!"
“This might actually have been the most baffling decision of the author. There was no reason to go with all these weird name choices when the perfect option was staring him right in the face.”
“What do you mean, Marcie?”
“I’m talking about his username.”
“…”
“…”
“EWWWWWWW!!!!!”
Wolverine narrows his eyes to read that again. Only to understand it. Cyclops, who did understand it, puts his hands on his mouth. Devastated at how she could think of that & how it actually made sense...
It hits Wolverine....
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" And he burts out laughing!! Rolling on the floor holding his stomach......... "Cyclops.... Dick.....Hahahahahahahahahahhaah bwaaa haahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa................."
"..."
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