Cut in half

"I will cut this man in half." Drake says as the typical box is rolled onto the stage.

You think, 'What a cliche old trick. Is this magician going to do anything but old tricks?'

But the box opens and you are directed to get inside. You expect half the box to be already occupied with mannequin legs or a short assistant but no, the box is completely empty. You get in trying to keep your legs up but hidden like you think you are supposed to do but Drake says, "No sir, please lay down fully."

You extend your legs and Drake puts an end piece on the box to hold your legs in place. Now you're a little scared but this is supposed to be a magic trick. Maybe Drake has something else planned. You lay down and Drake puts an end piece to hold your head in place and then a couple of mid pieces to hold your torso in place.

He brings out the blades which look exactly like the kind of blades used in this trick and everything Drake does is predictable except that you are actually laying full length in the box. He inserts one blade, then the second blade, then he wheels the two boxes apart.

You didn't feel a thing and you still feel completely normal. You wiggle your foot and you can see your foot wiggle exactly when and how you wanted it to. Other than the fact that you can see your lower body no longer connected to your upper body, none of your other senses are telling you anything is amiss.

Then Drake asks, "What should I do next? Do you want me to cur someone else in half or do you want me to do something else to the current volunteer?"

***** You may write whatever you want but here are some suggestions: 1. Drake saws a female in half and then reattaches the females lower half to your upper half. 2. Drake flips your lower half over and reattaches it backwards. 3. Drake continues to cut you into more pieces. 4. Drake attaches a female upper half to your upper half while allowing the audience to inspect your lower halves to ensure that they really are your lower halves. *****