Crystal has issues

Arriving to school is uneventful - or at least as it can be for someone dating everyone in his year and the school faculty. Your girlfriends all wave to you and say hi as you pass by. Hawk waves while grinding on the entrance stairs, nearly wiping out as a result. The cheerleaders wave at you and blow a few kisses. A few of the Night School girls give you an affectionate greeting as they head home. Luna in particular gives you a soft peck on the cheek before sprinting away, a furious Cathy hot on her heels. Your sour mood from the morning has already lifted after this dismal morning.

You start moving towards your locker, eager for your first class, when Crystal steps in your way. Her clipboard is already up and her pen out ready for notes. A groan escapes you. As much as you love Crystal, you're not in the mood for one of her tantrums. "Hey, Crystal," you say. "What's wrong with me today?"

She gives you a once-over. "With you, nothing. But I have something more urgent to discuss."

She takes your hand and drags you away from the hallways. You pass through the music hall and into the west hallway - the school's popular "make-out spot." You've had your share of rendezvous with your girlfriends here, but Crystal's never been the sort of girl for that kind of thing. Instead, you find yourself in front of Dana, the Misfits, Nemesis, Salma, and Bridget. Crystal marks something on her clipboard. "Alright, now that we're all here, we can begin."

"Begin what?" You ask.

"A little bit of payback," Dana says with an evil smile.

"We're merely righting the order of things and making it fair," Nemesis adds.

You start to feel worried. It's never good when Nemesis starts talking like that. "That doesn't clear it up at all," you say.

Salma clears her throat. "Sam, have you noticed something about Jennifer? The invisible girl from Night School?"

"Yeah, she's the only one of us who hasn't gone through an embarrassing incident like the rest of us," Lucy says.

A flood of memories come rushing back. You're always torn about them. While they have been about you and your girlfriends ending up naked in public, they always end with you bonding with them and ending the night with the hottest sex you could imagine.

"I'm confused," you say. "She ends up naked more times than the rest of us - even the shapeshifting girls."

"Yeah, but has she ever been caught?" Dana asks, before pointing at Crystal. "Scoreboard, please!"

Crystal flips through some pages in her clipboard. "The movie theatre incident: we had a private screening where the sound was too loud and blew off everybody's clothes. Jennifer turned invisible and got everyone popcorn buckets and soda cups to cover up with. She didn't even need a box of candy."

"Okay, that's not fair!" you say. "Candy's so expensive at the theatre now!"

"Be that as it may..." Crystal continues. "Science weather class: Aeris and Amaterasu got into a fight about sunshine and storms that ended up with a tornado stripping everybody naked."

"Yeah, she got soaking wet, along with everyone else," you say. "You could see her outline."

"Doesn't count," Crystal dismisses. "Or, how about on Picture Day when Hannah convinced us to do a 'naked yearbook' with and for you? How is this photo fair?"

Crystal holds up Jennifer's photo. It's a picture of a floating open robe, high heels on an invisible pair of feet, and nothing else. Knowing it's Jennifer, you still feel aroused.

Before you can speak, Crystal pulls the photo back. "Point is, we've all had to experience embarrassment at some time while we've been dating you. And all of us feel like it's only fair she feel the same way before the year is up."

"So, what, you're going to try to get her naked while she's not invisible?" You ask. "That's not how her abilities work!"

"We've been chatting with some of the others, especially the Night School girls," Ava says. "Ahyoka, D, Moony, and Angel are already in."

You try to wrap your head around what's happening. "So, you're asking me to try to humiliate one of my own girlfriends? You understand how that sounds, don't you?"

"If she really loves you, she won't care," Bridget says dismissively. "C'mon, how many pranks have I pulled that left us in the buff? Huh?"

The girls take a break to glare at her. Bridget suddenly looks to the floor and stops talking. Crystal takes a step forward towards you. "Listen Sam, this has been more of a courtesy call than anything. This is happening with or without you. The question is, do you want to help or not?"

The bell for first period rings. The group splits up to go their separate ways. Nemesis gives you one last plea. "It's only to make things fair, Sam. I'm sure you understand."

"Yeah, and you know how grateful we can be!" Ashley rolls out her tongue and mimics a licking sound, as if she is slurping an invisible cock. Stunned, you march back to your locker, the girls' request sticking in your mind.