Critiqued by the class

All the hands in the class shot up. Miss Goldinga pointed at a pretty young woman in the front.

"Yes? What do you think doesn't work here?" She gestured at Lauren.

"Well... she's kind of fat for that bikini." The woman pointed out. Lauren yelped indignantly, but Miss Goldinga nodded.

"True! This kind of bikini is designed for a certain body type." Miss Goldinga explained. "Lauren does not have it. That's why she has this unsightly potbelly between the straps."

She poked Lauren's sotmach, causing Lauren to squeal and flinch away as she stomach jiggled wildly.

"Anyone else?" Miss Goldinga asked the class.

"She's really pale." A guy pointed out.

"True, one should tan before exposing this much skin. You don't want to blind people!" Miss GOldinga joked.

"She's kind of short."

"That's a good point." Miss Goldinga agreed. "This cut of bikini would really look great on a tall thin woman. Lauren is more, how you say, stubby?"

"I am not!" Lauren tried to defend herself.

"Oh really? Then what do you call these little potato legs!" Miss GOldinga shook Lauren's meaty thigh.