Crashed ADL3

Despite her distractions it was hard to miss the hulking structure of metal turned over besides the road. It was something totally alien to the Noble Elf, so she naturally deduced it was something from the Space Men. And more, considering its size it must have been valuable... hardly something one would simply leave behind.

The thing was obviously damaged, still sparkling bright blue colored lights every now and then. The metal was vaguely reflexive, but it had many scratches and dents in it. Some rather large... it would take an Ogre, or a similarly strong creature to do something like that. Did this happen a long time ago? Ellaya had no idea how long this space men 'magic' would continue.

Her sharp ears started picking a faint beeping noise coming from inside the vehicle, so she began to approach, wary of any would be assailants. She crossed the distance without any resistance... the 'door' was ripped open, it wasn't hard for her to step inside.

The inside looked like a carriage, perhaps, but much of its decoration suggested her this wasn't designed for comfort. There were crossbow sized holsters, and a space that looked large enough to host something even bigger, but there were no signs of these weapons.

gulp< Ellaya imagined what Orcs would be able to do if they stole some of the Space Men magic. While rare, some of the cruelest and most powerful warlocks in the World´s history came from orcish stock. They invariably gathered huge armies under their commands, and caused the downfall of many a kingdom...

"Bon Jour" A female voice called her, startling the elf. She had her bow drawn when she saw the voice came from behind the large table that covered most of a wall. The sparks were particularly fierce there, but a few of those lights were sparkling with determination. A spirit? Did the space men traffic with spirit magic, and that was the source of their power?

"Excuse-moi. Est-ce que tu embrasses les inconnus? Non? Donc, je me présente." The 'spirit' materialized itself, it appeared as a naked woman with nothing but rotating glyphs covering unmentionables. Her eyes looked a bit elvish, at least far more so than she ever saw in a human. "Jessui Emi" it said.

"I... am sorry. I cant understand you" Ellaya was no stranger to the supernatural, but this creature definitely looked unique. The image flickered a few times, and then it, or perhaps she, repeated "I am Emi".

"I am Lady Ellaya of Thelyir" the elf curtsied, a tint of regret on how she ruined her dress so she could run with it. It didnt hurt to be polite to this phantom woman, so she added "I am on a diplomatic mission to meet the Space Men"

The woman flickered a few more times, then she said "Greetings >>horny virgin<<. Ithacca desires peace" Did Ellaya just hear right? how did it DARE address it as such? and even worse... how did it even know?