Who is Ithaca?

"Who is Ithaca?" There was something very, very strange about this ethereal spirit, perhaps it was mad, but either way it was somewhat forthcoming with information.

"Phoenix class Frigate, of the Unified Earth Naval Forces. Reserve status during peace times. Current mission: Error. Current commander: Error. Damage Report: 21% operational, no warp capabilities." The woman image kept flickering.

"Frigate... like a ship?" Some of it sounded like nonsense, but the rest somehow fit what she heard about the space man. They were warriors, fantastic warriors, so it only made sense that they were party of an army. "A spaceship" she concluded, Emi started to jump and clap her hands, as if celebrating a small child first leap of logic.

"Is your imprisonment hurting you? you are behaving very... erratically" the redhead tried to put it mildly, but it was starting to get on her nerves.

"Hmm... it is all because you are making me hawt, cute thing. Why dont I prepare you a warm bath and we can have some fun?" Now the little slant eyed spirit appeared in a sultry pose, open arms, inviting... but of course it was rather ludicrous, she was smaller than Ellaya´s forearm.

"You dont appear to have a place for a bath here... Emi." Ellaya shook her head and noticed she had a little smile. It was perhaps a little bit amusing.

"Right. Perhaps we could just hit the sheets? I would make you feel like never before."

"Sure Emi. go ahead and show me." What could it do?

A large red sign appeared over Emi, and she froze momentarily. She then says "was it good for you darling?"

"What? what happened to you?"

"Private Sakamata has been unable to completely hack my censoring protocols."

"Hack? It sounds like he is forcing you to behave against your nature." Ellaya was worried.

"She. Private Sakamata is of the female persuasion. But the rest of your conclusions are correct" But regardless, the alien spirit appeared completely unworried.

"Is there any way to heal you? A spell or incantation?"

"Private Sakamata rebooted my specs whenever we returned to base, so her changes wouldnt be noticed. You just need to say 'SakamataTheSexy' and it will take effect.