Craig, 18 year old high school graduate

"I'm Craig Hooper. I turned 18 two months ago and just graduated from high school. I was a wall flower in high school. I made A's and B's, and most of the B's were due to laziness. I aced my ACT and SATs and even though my parents were rich, I didn't need their money to pay for college, though they were going to pay for my lodgings.

I was also a loser with the ladies. I had some interest, but it was due to my parents' bank account, and I was not interest in anyone like that. I was average looking at best, and socially awkward. I did kiss a girl at a dance once but was a virgin. I did have one secret: I was really well hung, but no one knew, hence it being a secret. I could also masturbate for a very long time before I ejaculated.

For graduation, my dad bought me a trip on Cruise. I arrived with my luggage, and after my parents dropped me off, I realized it was a Celebrity Sex Cruise. No wonder dad had asked me who my celebrity crush was and would not let me dodge the answer.