Covered in and Shit

Just as Bowser was about to wheel Maria out of the room, Maria burst through the door as she panted highly….

“Maria…!!” Said Peach

“What the hell….. I kinda of thought your friend wouldn’t come after us….. and Eww she looks like she crawled through a sewer!” Said Bowser

“Oh Goddamnit, Maria, what the hell have you doing….. you smell like a pigs ass right now!!” Said Peach feeling like she’s gonna barf….

“Hi Peachy…..!” Said Maria as she giggled a little as she tripped and landed on floor covering it in her filth…

“Umm… is she high or something?” Asked Bowser

“You know, it really sounds like you’re fucking Sherlock right now!” Said Peach

“Hey…. My mother said I had a natural talent for stating the obvious….. wait….”

“Why….. why did you leave me with your stupid sister Lucie….. it’s not like you can actually win a mansion from a fucking contest you didn’t even fucking enter…!!

“Huh….?” Asked Bowser

“Never mind, Alright….. don’t you have a shower here, or better yet a way to make her stop?” Asked Peach

“Hmm….. welll!!”

1.) Bowser takes Maria outside and hangs her on a clothes line outside as he sprays her with a lawn sprayer….

2.) Bowser uses a special **** to cancel out the effects of….. Marias ****…… very weird way to solve addiction I know…

3.) Maria in her **** up state grabs Bowser by the tail and bites it thinking it’s a chicken wing….