Hung like a shitty wet wipe

Bowser grabbed Maria and took her outside to the backyard of the mini castle as he sat her down next to the outside wall as he began to grab some clothes off a clothes line…

“Hey Mister Turtle….. what’s going on, are we going on a picnic?” Asked Maria as she tired to get up only to find herself too tired…

“Oh relax…. I’ve got something much better than food!” Said Bowser as he grabbed some clothes pin and went back over to her as he then grabbed her and hung her on the clothes line…

“This is like a swing…… push me!” She said as Bowser started to clean his hands off shit with a sponge and soap…

“Alright….. now….. time to take a hot bath!!!” Said Bowser he grabbed a hose and sprayed her with hot water….

“Ahhhhhhh…… Turn it off mister turtle, it’s too much!!!!” Said Maria as Bowser stopped for a moment…

“What was that….. I can’t hear you over the sounds of water!!” Said Bowser

“Huh……… ahhhhhhhhhh!!!” She said as the spraying continued….

After an hour passed….

Bowser went back inside as Peach was still wrapped in her bondage…

“Well, your friends having a nice sleep right now…. So I’m going to send you home right now…!” Said Bowser as he wheeled her away…

“Umm…. What about the key?”

“Hmm…. Ohh um….. I’ll mail it to you….”

“Ok…!” Said Peach smiling as Bowser put her in the clown copter and sent her home….

“Alright…. I’ll leave this place for Kamek to have his vacation or whatever….. and maybe take some time off….” Said Bowser as he left to go to his real castle….

Meanwhile…. Maria began to dream the most amazing dream….. ever….

(Continue.)

1.) Super Bim Bros 2 (the one with vegetables and a funny frog man…)

(Spin offs) (these will in no effect anything…. Some characters will however be real while others were all in a dream, if this is your biggest questions right now…. Don’t bother asking me them…)

2.) Maria Galaxy (The Fucker’s Frontier.)

3.) Lucie Mansion (Not a dream…. But a bigger nightmare….. in more ways than one.)

4.) Paper Maria (The one that ripped off Sakura Little Pink boy…. In a way)

5.) Bowser Fury (Nintendos First Godzilla Furry Battle…)

6.) Maria RPG (Make Weapons… Then Love…)

7.) Sunshine (Let’s face it…. Peach and Bowser had to have done it sooner or later…

8.) Super Maria 69 (You’re gonna see Stars soon..)