Super Bimbo Bros

“Dear Maria, I’ve baked a cake for you, please come to the castle…. Signed Princess Peach….”

“P.S…. Whatever you do…. Don’t try to get me drunk off mushrooms again.…. You dumb bitch…. JK….!”

Maria walked into the castle as Peach looked at her tired and laying on the floor

“There you are…. Where were you!!”

“Umm… like sorry…. I forgot where the castle was!” Said Maria trying to defend herself only for Peach to slap her

“You dumb bitch…. How much stupid shit are you going to do before your fucking dead…. Argh… you’re so lucky you have a friend like me!” Said Peach as she helped her up…

“Like Thanks Peachy!”

“And I told you not to— Ahhhh!!” Said Peach as a clown copter bursted through a castle window as scaly claws grabbed her…

“Ha ha…. This is what you get for ignoring my texts!!” Said Bowser

“This is why we broke up you dumb bastard!!” Said Peach

“Hey what’s going on?” Asked Maria dumbfounded by what was happening in front of her eyes…

“Maria save me… You dumb bitch!!” Said Peach

“Hey…. Shut up, this isn’t …. This is how grownups talk…” said Bowser smiling a little as Peach looked at him at him unamused

“Alright Time to leave!!” Said Bowser as the clown copter flew off into the distance…

“Peach…. I’ll like save you my bae!!” Maria said as she ran after him….

And so an adventure begins….

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