Count Crabula

Wanting to create a whole cabal of maidens for his harem, and also wanting to be part of the Story, I travelled to the canonical start, a point in time when he could make the most change. It's here where I found Saitama at the beginning of his journey, ripping out the eye of a crap monster. At this moment, his three powers were offered to him with a System and nameplates. Picking his powers, he typed:

• Immortality: both physical and mental, meaning that even if time is reversed, he will go back to his immortal body in the past, ensuring he never experiences any form of ****.
• Bewitch: Gives him a chance with all the hotties and ensures he doesn't have any negative qualities in their eyes, leaving the wooing up to other factors.
• Trait copy: Let's him copy the traits of anyone he gets close to and save them to use later as its stand-alone ability or a mix.

With his powers chosen, he watched on as Saitama got his first win, leaving proudly as he went on to prepare.