Cora and Cerebia read Lois Lane's Night Out

"Why are we doing this, Cora?"

"CaptainAngel77 wants to do an experiment, see how we are with this compared to Monica and Jess. Since its been three months since they read Lois Lane's Night Out, we're gonna do it."

READING IN PROGRESS

"So Zeebop has added a bit since Monica and Jess last read it."

"Cora, isn't this supposed to be an epilogue? Actually, Satan's Six isn't a bad name for a superhero team. They could be an actual superhero team in DC Heroes Academia. Six half demons spawned from Lois and Blaze."

"I think Starfire is a better match for Nightwing than Wonder Woman. Who's Marvel Marvel? Does Zeebop mean Mary Marvel? Wait, Bane is getting Batgirl pregnant? Why would Batgirl agree to this? The guy's a super villain."

"Maybe Bane **** her."

"The Question, apparently Renee Montoya, is in a lesbian relationship with Batman? Is Batman a woman here?"

"The previous chapter indicated he had a dick. Is Batman a dickgirl?"

"The Question must be really bored if she's investigating women getting pregnant. This is getting kinda silly. At least the lesbian relationship with Batman seems to be a spelling error since they begin talking about her relationship with Batwoman who is her girlfriend in the comics."

"Isn't Batwoman basically just Batman but a lesbian?"

"Pretty much. Never saw the point behind her, though I mostly know about her through that terrible Batwoman TV show."

"I wouldn't hit a pregnant woman," the Question said. "But I have no qualms whatsoever about hitting new mothers. How did you do it? How did you get to her?"

"Maybe her female enemies should all get pregnant and form a Legion of Pregnant Super Villains to take her down."

The gun was shaking. Lois gripped the handrails of the medical bed, and hoped that the revelation hadn't pushed the Question too far...but the gun lowered. Pointed between the reporter's legs.

"She isn't gonna shoot Lois in the vagina, is she?"

"Well, that's the story over with, Cora. Now can we-?"

"You think really two chapters are gonna cover this?"

"The black girl is named Tonya Black? Couldn't Zeebop try to be subtle? And the dad is deadbeat because of course he is."

"The only saving grace is that at least it was a black fraternity. If I come home with a half-white baby, my mama would kill me."

"Most people would do that if their teenage daughter got pregnant at all."

Wondered whether if on some old plantation a pregnant white woman hadn't **** her pregnant **** into just such a position.

"I don't care much for the pregnancy fetish but the rest of that is hot. Maybe CaptainAngel should take inspiration for Alternate Timelines. You know, like a lesbian scene where Dorothy fucks her black **** Magda."

"Why would Lois marry Blaze anyway? I don't understand this, Cora. There is no way she should trust her at all."

"Some versions of Lois are really stupid. This must be one of them. We even find out Blaze has been collecting souls."

"What does Lois see in her?"

"Lets go back to another branching path. Lois and Blaze have a wedding. Not much to say about really. So lets go back even further."

"Good on Wonder Woman calling it as it is. Lois is an idiot for trusting Blaze even if she's a dickgirl."

"Even if?"

"I like dickgirls."

"We go further back and we find out Blaze can cure HIV by turning people into demons."

"And the process gives Lois a dick."

"Do all female demons have dicks?"

"I'm starting to like this story though the stereotype that demons are **** to church bells is a bit racist. Alicia has no problem with them."

"I'm not sure if super scent is one of Superman's powers. Is Blaze really that big an enemy of Superman?"

"We're you defeated by the Justice League?"

"Spelling error. Oh, my god, did Faust just suck Lois' cock? Why is Lex Luthor taking Jimmy Olsen, Perry White and Lois' dad to fuck women in the stocks. I know her dad thinks its someone else but why would he fuck someone who looks like his daughter? That is all kinds of wrong."

"Why does everyone keep saying Caesar's ghost?"

"We go to another path where Lois is mad at Blaze and finds out Clark is Superman."

"Took her long enough, Cora."

"To be fair, Bruce Wayne also looks like Superman. Going to another path, we find out the missing girls have become boys for some reason. What happened to the anal sluts in stocks thing? Now they're dudes playing video games? I liked the stocks thing better. Actually, a bunch of gamer girls fucking each other would be ace. Take notes, Captain Angel."

"But I like the ball licking. I don't know what Monica has against dickgirls."

"Oh yeah, another path has the women turn out to be dickgirls who can't stop fucking each other. Because apparently, Blaze plans to summon the Four Dickgirls of the Apocalypse. Are we sure Blaze didn't effect their personalities in some way? Is this what they were like before?"

"Did Lois just pussy whip a demon?"

"Well, she has Blaze wearing a cock cage so I'd say yes."

"But we go back to where Blaze chooses between Lois and the anal sluts. This time, we chose the anal sluts but Blaze ends up choosing Lois anyway. What is even the point of that? Many of these paths in the end and epilogues seem really similar to one another."

"We finally reach a path where Lois and Blaze switch bodies. Why would Zatanna keep them switched? That sounds dangerous. What if Lois can't control Blaze's powers?"

"Mrs. Lane...can I touch your horns?"
Lois closed her eyes and counted to ten before answering.
"Jimmy, would you ask a black person if you could touch their hair?"

"Does Zeebop think black people are the only ones with hair or something? Is their hair unique in some way? Is touching someone's hair something Jimmy regularly does?"

"Also, Blaze is a super villain. Of course people are gonna be a bit upset with all the evil stuff she did."

"Portraying the whole thing as a race issue, to the point of burning crosses, is fucking stupid."

"So Cerebia, did you masturbate?"

"Yes, it was the dickgirls, especially when Blaze got cock caged."

"I almost did a few times but this story is mostly just dickgirls and pregnancies."

*smack*

"Ow, Cerebia! Why'd you hit me?"

"Don't insult the great Zeebop!"