Convince Her

“Allison, I don’t have time for this,” you say. “I’m your brother.”

“That’s crazy,” Allison says.

“Last year I gave you a hamster cage for Christmas,” you say.

“I’m not going to be pranked, darling,” Allison says while trying to walk past you.

“Senior Year High School. Blake!” You say.

She stops dead in her tracks, “That bastard told you?”

“I’m telling you it’s me!”

“Prove it, what happened?”

“You had a crush on the Quarterback Blake Jordan. At prom you heard from a couple of girls that he was waiting to get a blowjob from one of them in a hotel room. You went down there and in the dark sucked him off. Only it wasn’t Blake Jordon, it was Blake Tyler, head of the match club.”

“And what did you do after?”

“You told me and we went egged the girl who told you’d house.”

“Fuck... it is you...”