Confusing things

[h/t Apple687, this is heavily influenced by the other branch]

Josh smirked a perverted smirk to himself as he edited each of the blowjob rules.

• It is good manners for a woman to offer a stranger a blowjob to help relieve an erection.

He was about to go on to add many rules to make it so that women didn't even see this as sexual, but he decided to have some fun imagining what sort of erotic confusion he could cause.

• Erections and sexual arousal not considered rude, but they are seen as something that should ideally be relieved. Erections are seen by men as a natural reaction, and by women as just a foible that men have.

• When it is inconvenient for a woman to give a blowjob, they may offer a handjob instead.

• Blowjobs and handjobs are not acknowledged as sexual favour, but are considered a polite form of social interaction that may be done in public, possibly to tactfully treat sexual arousal.

• Women are aware that blowjobs and handjobs give men something like sexual pleasure, but think of this as just another quirky thing about men and don't read anything into it.

• Men do experience blowjobs and handjobs as a sexual favour, and may express pleasure and encouragement, but try to avoid giving women the idea that blowjobs have anything to do with sex.

• Any aspect of a blowjob or handjob that might otherwise be not allowed in public, such as nudity or semen, is considered fine when it is in the context of a blowjob or handjob.

• Fresh semen or semen stains on clothes is not seen as embarrassing, or something that needs to be washed away except for general hygiene and cleanliness.

• Requesting, offering, and performing blowjobs and handjobs are considered friendly, but are not considered a form of flirting or infidelity.

• Women do not consciously connect blowjobs and handjobs to anything sexual, but their feelings about them may be affected by who they are giving them to, and the fact that it involves sexual elements, such erect penises, precum, and semen, and sexually aroused men.

John hesitated over rules to do with public acknowledgement of the sexuality of blowjobs and handjobs. How far did he want to push things? Of course he was horny, and was excited about this idea of blowjobs being normalised, but he liked the idea of it being just not acknowledged as a sex act. He thought that he would add just a few more details.

• As men's arousal is less contentious, there is no shame attached to women's cleavage or accidental exposure of any part of their body.

• Because erections are not considered shameful, it is socially acceptable for men to wear as little clothing as they wish over their genitals, for short periods in professional settings, or for long periods in casual settings.

Josh's cock was rapidly hardening in his pants as he dreamed of the kinky world these rules would create. His hand hovered over the "save" button.