Confused

I stood there, confused. "Who are you? Where is Rick?" I asked, wondering what the fuck was going on.

The feminine voice responded "Who am I? You're roommate, Rikki? Who is Rick? Are you all right?" she continues, worry in her voice.

"Well, I need to take a piss, I'm coming in since you are used to having a dude as a roommate by now." I said, and pushed open the door and walked into the steam filled bathroom.

"Sure, no problem." she replied, and started humming a tune.

I took my piss, washed my hands, and walked out of the bathroom, closing the door behind. Still in a confused mind, I walked back into my room, and shut and locked the door. I sat on my bed, looking at the closet door mirror.

"Okay, so if what I say is always correct, is it like the tree falling in the forest question?" I asked myself.

I stood up, stripped off my jeans and t-shirt, looked at the mirror and said "I am in peak physical shape, with an 8-pack, and well toned muscles." One second I was looking at my average, skinny looking self, and the next second I was looking at a perfectly fit dude.

"HOLY FUCK!" I shouted in surprise and excitement!

"You alright Dave?" I hear a concerned Rikki shout at me through the hallway.