Commando cocktail dress

"You know what?" Naomi said slurredly to herself, "If those bitches are getting a guy like him, imma- imma get one too"

She decided on a black cocktail dress that was sleeveless and went from her armpits to the middle of her thighs. No way in hell would she wear panties and block the guys' views of her sweet coochie. She took her highest heels - seven inches high strappy heels that made it hard to walk while sober - and put them on, taking the purse on her shoulder and staggering out of the dorm to bumble down the block to the karaoke bar.