Comedy of Errors

Gina figured it was 20 miles at least back to her apartment. She was naked and was probably the worst smelling human ever. She still had some garbage on her skin and in her hair. There was no way she could flag down a car in this condition. The only thing going in her favor was that it was a warm night. She started walking down the side of the road. When a car approached, she lay down in the grass on the side of the road in the tall grass. It was itchy, but she was determined no one see her.

She had no idea what time it was and there was nearly a full moon, so there was some light. She walked along until she saw a pond glistening in the moonlight. She had to carefully climb through some barbed wire, but did so without a scratch. She walked to the pond, and just as she got to the edge of the pond, her feet sank into the mud surrounding the pond. She sank to her knees then found she was stuck.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. She struggled to get her feet out and ended up falling back and landing on her butt in the mud. She put her hands down to push herself up, but her hands sank into the mud. Now her feet and her hands were stuck. "NOOOOOO!"