Come Up With A More Plausible Story For Your Parents

"W-well, um... you see..." you nervously say, trying to come up with a story. "Those orcs attacked me, while I was... l-looking for someone, and... um..."

But before you finish, your father bursts out laughing. "Well, you certainly wound up in the wrong neck of the woods. Because I have every intention of **** you, little girl." he says as he reaches out to you.

"Wait!" you cry, throwing your arms up. "I came looking for my sister!"

"Dearest, wait." your mother finally speaks up, looking quite serious. Surprisingly, your father stops, and your mother walks up to you, looking deeply into your eyes. "Tell me, who is your sister?"

Oh dear, you've gotten this far, you have your mother's attention, now what?