College Girl to Housewife

48-year-old Henry Jones had been single most of his life, mostly because he wanted the more traditional household, where the woman stayed at home and cooked and cleaned.

One day, a cute looking girl came to Henry's door.

"Hi," she said. "My name is Erica Monroe. I'm a sophomore at Westview University, and I'm raising money by selling subscriptions to delivery services. Everything from pet food to houseplants to groceries. May I come in and tell you all about it?"

"Sure," said Henry, instantly smitten with this girl.

He let her in and she sat on the couch, beginning to tell him about all of the services she was selling. Henry decided he wanted to make Erica his wife, and in desperation, he booted up a hypnosis app he had downloaded.

"What do you think of this?" he asked, showing the app to Erica, who fell under.

"Erica, first, be honest. Are you really from Westview?"

"Yes," said Erica.

"Are you currently single?"

"Yes."

"Stand and pose for me."

Erica obeyed.

She really was cute. Henry couldn't wait to make her his wife.