Coffee Shop

I was in the mood for a coffee, so I drove to a coffee shop. There was a hipster couple outside sipping their drinks. The guy had a beard and wore a knit beanie even though it was over 70 degrees, and he wore plastic horn-rimmed sunglasses. The girl wore Coke bottle glasses and her hair was dyed bright red and held in a pony tail. she wore dark blue overall shorts. I went inside. There was an tall attractive woman in her early twenties or so in front of me. "I'd like a caramel skinny cappuccino with no whipped cream but shaved chocolate." She said in a bored voice.

"Great," I thought, "probably take ten minutes to make and all I want is a freakin' cup of coffee." I watched the woman pull out a compact mirror and check her make up while the barrista turned to make her drink. After the woman was satisfied her makeup was perfect, she put the compact back. I stopped time. I took her bright red lipstick out of her purse and drew big red clown lips by smearing the lipstick all over her lips. I then took her eyeshadow and globbed on lots of dark blue eyeshadow on her upper eyelids up to her eyebrows. I then used her eyeliner to give her a Cleopatra look. Satisfied she looked ridiculous. I put her makeup back and restarted time.

The woman did not notice anything. She just took out her phone and texted someone. A few minutes later, her drink was finished. The barrista turned and stared agape at the ridiculous looking woman, bu said nothing. I stopped time and jacked off in her drink before putting it back in her hand. Finally, I gave her a massive wedgie, wedging her pink panties up her butt crack and tucking her white v-neck t-shirt into her panties and leaving the fly of her skinny jeans wide open. I zipped up and restarted time.

The woman awkardly walked to a table. The barista asked for my order, and I ordered a simple black coffee.