Coach motivates his Basketball Team

Coach Blevins:

Coach: James, what the fuck is going on with you and your team?

James: I'm really sorry coach, but the guys can't be assed to play better

James: They say yous just treating us like your meal ticket

Coach: Are they fucking crazy? I took them in when nobody wanted them

Coach: If it weren't for me, all of you would still be playing on the same parking lot and shooting hoops into fucking garbage cans

Coach: My Meal Ticket?

Coach: I got a fucking university's backing for fuck's sakes. And this is how all of you pay me back?

James: Go tell the team that. I feel like they don't care about me no more either, like I'm your pet or some shit

Coach: Alright. Listen.

Coach: I got this little cocksucker on the cheerleading team. She's banged almost everyone she meets, boy or girl

James: Even stinky old men?

Coach: I'm your friend boy, listen up. Her name is Arietta, and I'm going to tell her that she's going to motivate the boys.

Coach: Here's a picture of her

Coach:

James: Hot damn

Coach: I'd send more pictures, but the college might snoop around my phone

Coach: I'll send her to the court tomorrow. Get the guys to play before that, even if it's just casually. She should do her magic after.

James: If you say so, Coach.