Climax

“Welcome everyone to know another week of SWF. This is where beautiful men and women fight harder and fuck even harder all for your entertainment. My name is Scot ‘The Horndog’ Stevens.”

“And I’m Debbie Dallas.”

“And tonight, we got something special for you. Starting off with a new announcement that we will be on the air for three hours instead of two. That’s right folks, extra hour of fucking and fighting you all love. And we are going to start it off with a Newcomer’s Battle Royal to start things off. Thirty new wrestlers that Tanya recently signed to show off to your viewing pleasure and the winner of the match gets a case containing fifty thousand dollars in cash as well as a golden double dildo strapon to use for future matches.”

“And I heard it vibrates too.” Debbie purrs.

“But’s that not all the excitement as we got a whole bunch of new matches and wrestlers that will be fighting tonight as we continue to entertain you in new ways.”

“Yeah, and it’s no way is an attempt to steal viewers from our competitor in Japan and their fancy matches they are having this week!”

“Debbie...” Scot coughs under his breath.

“Oh right, we weren’t supposed to say that.”

“Well, anyways we have Fair and Balance going against a team of older women that are anything but rusty calling themselves Older and Bolder in a Rag Match.”

“We also have a new wrestler going against the Humiliatrix. Ms. Mcvan hasn’t said much about this new rookie, but all I can say is poor girl and I wish her luck.”

“Me too Debbie, and talking about luck, we will hear from our so-called new tag team champions, The Pirate Crew. If you remember they stole the belts right out from the Dixie Bitches after their title defense and rode off in the sunset. It will be interesting to see them get what they deserve because I have a feeling the Dixie Bitches aren’t going to take the theft lying down.”

“Then we have a rematch between the Hampton Sisters and Lisa Mcvan, but this time Lisa has a partner with her in the name of Wendy Witch. We already seen these two women along with the School Bullies pool together at Beach Bust, can these two women show that they are a real team and Lisa get another victory that wasn’t a fluke? We will see in a Call for Mama match!”

“Well said Debbie and we also have a veteran coming to the scene in Boss Bitch making her debut here at SWF against a rookie we saw at Tanya’s beach party, Roxy the Pro in a submission match. Does Boss Bitch still have it? Or can Roxy continue to impress us like she in her unofficial debut?”

“Speaking of making an impression. We will see the Study Buddies again in a Kiss My Feet Match against a new team calling themselves the Bull Dyces. Hmm, interesting names. It will be interesting to see if our favorite jobber team can finally pull out a win for once or if they will be **** to kiss the new team’s feet. It’s anyone’s guess.”

“I don’t think it will be hard to guess. But anyways.” Scot chuckles, “And then got Chantz the Strapon Queen taken on Melissa the Wrestler. It might not be the blonde wrestler that Chantz wants to fight but things are sure to get bloody tonight between these two women.”

“And finally, we heard it at Baroness’ Corner, and it has been confirmed tonight’s main event will be an eight-person tag match, between Hera’s four gimps and Diabla and three other partners of her choosing. We will see if Goddess Hera says is true and her followers will stay loyal and true win or lose or if they go back to the poor souls they once were.”

“Well, said Debbie.”

“Aw, thank you Scot.”

“But you still not forgiven for what you did last week with Chesty.”

“Aw!”

The lights dimmed and music comes

“Now let’s get on with the show!”

“Yay!”