Clean bill of health

Matt reached the end of the space bridge and found himself in what looked like a futuristic doctors clinic.

“OK Man-boy, lets get your height and weight, stand on the red circle please”

“HEIGHT 188.3CM, WEIGHT 90.9KG NOT INCLUDING RESTRAINTS” announced the system

“Perfect, now please stand on the black line over there”

Matt paced his way to the black line, he could see two 7ft steel poles in the ground, meaning there’d likely be more restraints involved.

He stood on the line and sure as the day is long, the magnetised cuffs pulled him back into his now accustomed X position.

A full 6ft unit emerged from the wall and rolled over in front of his body. Several appendages emerged

“BEGINNING SWABBING, PLEASE HOLD STILL”

A collar emerged and clamped his neck tightly to help prevent him moving while his nose, mouth and ears had swabs taken, and retracted into the unit.

SWABBING COMPLETE. DENTAL CHECK

An arm moved towards his mouth and shone a torch into his mouth. Matt had been a regular attender and true to form no issues where detected.

DENTAL CHECK COMPLETE – NO ACTION REQUIRED

His neck was released.

“OUCH, was the strangulation really necessary?”

“It’s there to stop you injuring yourself by moving during the procedure, now calm down”

ASSESSING HEART BEAT

A stethoscope landed on his heart and began sounding him.

HEARTRATE SLIGHTLY ACCELERATED. POTENTIAL REACTION TO PROCESSES. MONITOR REGULARLY.

“Imagine that, “earth man” is uncomfortable being subjected to this shitshow” Matt uttered sarcastically.

It retracted and a laser began scanning the remainder of his abdomen.

LUNGS NORMAL. HEART NORMAL. STOMACH NORMAL. INTESTINES NORMAL. KIDNEYS NORMAL.

PARTIAL LIVER DAMAGE DUE TO SUBSTANCE ****. DIETARY MODIFICATIONS WILL CORRECT OVER TIME. **** WILL BE PROHIBITED FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE.

“Well, I didn’t even think **** would exist here”

“We’ve researched your kind, a stock was made in order to incentivise behaviour and performance in the colony.”

The lazer scanning arm returned, scanning his genitals.

An arm emerged lower down and surprised Matt by grabbing his uncircumcised penis just above the head and exposing the glans.

“Hey, What the F-?”

URINE SAMPLE NEEDED. PLEASE URNIATE INTO THE CONTAINER PROVIDED.

“Ahh I’ve been waiting for this for a while”

Matt let loose into the pipe provided

“May I ask, in our research we identified two main penis variants – why has that occurred?”

“What do you mean?”

“Your’s has this protective sheath, the majority of males in some regions do not”

“Oh right, yeah some religions cut that bit at birth”

“That seems rather meanspirited”

“I’m surprised for once we’re on the same page on brutality”

The arm retracted and the other one then let go of his penis.

BODY TEMPERATURE CHECK.

Without warning an arm shot between his legs and up into his rectum

“WOW that is off limits, you can do that in my mouth”

“Nothing is off limits, I’d have thought you’d have been aware of that by now”

The thermometer withdrew from his ass

TEMPERATURE NORMAL

“Last step now big man, keep it together”

SEMEN SAMPLE

A transparent tube appeared and sucked his flaacid penis into itself.

It began jacking on it, Matt getting hard and the machine sucking on his now erect cock.

He climaxed within 30 seconds, shooting three loads into the tube which were sucked into the machine.

“That was quick, surely that must frustrate your procreation partners”

“Your machine is hardly adapted for the pace of lovemaking, any longer and I thought it was going to rip my cock off”

“That’s true, we were designing for efficiency rather than your pleasure”

The sleeve withdrew, leaving his turgid cock to dropout and bounce off his thigh.

“7 inches, that’s impressive”

“I’ve heard no complaints”

SEMEN EFFICACY SCORE 95% the medical unit announced

“That’s you with a clean bill of health, sport”

The unit returned itself to the opening it emerged from.

The frame released his arms.

ACTIVATING MAGNET PATTERN LOCK 02

They quickly bound themselves behind his back again.

With his arms now secured, his legs were released.

“Sorry man, can’t have you breaking things in here, march through the door to the reception chamber”