Choice Combo 1: Overpowered Thug Life.

“Jeez,” Reader muttered as he scrolled through the never-ending list on Giselda’s screen, “Just how many classes are there?”

“Seeing that there are billions of parallel fantasy worlds,” Giselda said, “There would be at least as many billions of classes.”

“You got to be kidding me. Some of these names are flat out ridiculous,” said Reader.

“As a general rule, the more outlandish a class name is, the more powerful the class.”

“I can gather that much from the prices alone. Are you serious? You’re not overcharging me on purpose are you?”

“I would never do that!” Giselda said, “The classes you’re scrolling through right now truly are monstrous. It would put you on par with the gods in the world where you’re going.”

“Oh really?” Reader asked, smirking to himself. “That doesn’t sound too bad actually. Not bad at all.”

“Then have you decided?” Giselda asked coyly.

“This one looks promising. Aeon Overlord Omega…”

“Ah, yes. That is one of a kind. Historically, darklords tend to be the losers in fantasy worlds, but in a handful of parallel worlds, they manage to win. That class there belongs to a darklord who not only managed to overcome the insurmountable odds of surviving the forces of light, but also proceeded to conquer his entire universe. He has since ascended to be a god, so there are no existences currently with that class in the multiverse.

“I’ll take it. What about this one? Elysian Empyrean Empress?”

“A truly unique one as well. The previous holder was a Saint and a Paladin whose ascension to divinity was unparalleled in the multiverse. She too now walks among the high gods. I think you’ve met her. She should be the first face you’ve met when you were reincarnated.”

“That shopaholic goddess? Really?” Reader asked with surprise.

“Ah, even the most virtuous, noble, and stalwart of hearts would crumble before the decadence of earth’s corrupting consumerism.”

“Heh. Well, she has good taste, I’ll give her that. I’ll take this class as well.”

“Excellent.”

“What about this one. Omni Jack?”

“Ah, that is a strange one indeed. He is also another soul who has ascended to godhood, but in his time, he was powerful enough to even traverse across dimensions and parallel worlds. They have many names for him across the multiverse. Omni Jack, Eldritch Jack, Cosmic Jack, Chaos Rogue, Transcendent Trickster, Phantom Prince of Thieves, Aetherial Assassin, Apotheon Scoundrel…” Griselda said and blushed, “He was extremely lascivious too. He would stick his dick in anything. Fathered a mini-universe once by impregnating a meta-memory allocator.”

“Sounds like a rather incorrigible guy.”

“He wasn’t one to take sides or observe the rules. Mostly he took great pleasure in sneaking around and playing tricks on everyone. That and also fucking anything with a hole.”

“I reckon his skills would be useful regardless. I’ll take it,” said Reader.

“Wonderful. I shall tally up your order. Let’s see…” said Giselda.

1. Crafter (Main Class) - Free
2. Aeon Overlord Superior - 100 Billion §
3. Elysian Empyrean Emperor - 100 Billion §
4. Omni Jack - 100 Billion §

“This is some serious dough,” Reader said, “I don’t suppose I can get a discount?”

Giselda pouted, “Sir! What do you take me for? I assure you, after deducting the costs for getting your secret classes past the System’s checks down the road, all that is left for little ol me would be barely enough for a comfortable retirement.”

“Right…”

“Besides, I don’t think my prices should pose a problem for someone like yourself. Didn’t you just splurge 500 Billion tokens on that data-loader thread for his services?”

“Well yes, but to be fair, I believe I got a lot out of it. Over 10 different services. Your offer on the other hand is merely three classes.”

“Ah, but they are unique,” Giselda said, “Higher tier classes aren’t created by the meta-systems, you see. They are evolved by their users. The likelihood that there would ever be another user who can evolve their classes to this exact unique class is effectively nil. Anyone can requisition meta-computing resources. But for these classes, you’re paying for true uniqueness and exclusivity, good sir.”

“I see, in other words, it’s like fine wine. Well, if you put it like that…” Reader said.