Make it rain!

“Yaaaaaaas! I’m rich! I’m rich!” Giselda squealed as she hopped up and down, round and round. “Look at me now mom! Still think my sister turned out better? Who’s gonna end up with nothing now, bitch?!”

“Uhhhh… I’m still here,” Reader said.

“Oh shit! I’m sorry!” Giselda said, fully flushed from head to toe. She coughed politely into her fist and turned back to face you. “I’ll handle your class integrations. You can test out your class abilities on that dummy over there or proceed right away out the door at the opposite end of the room.”

Reader glanced at the wooden mannequin.

“Eh, actually, I would advise you just get the hell out of here. You took too much time in picking your classes. You’re basically the only one left in the character creation stage. Everyone else has moved on,” Giselda said.

“Sheesh, fine,” Reader replied as he marched for the door.

The door brought Reader to an office of some sort. A tired looking woman with disheveled white hair and thick glasses sat behind a large desk that was completely covered with high stacks of parchment.

“Ugh… Come on! There are still more candidates?” The woman whined as she glanced up at Reader.

“Sorry, I took my time choosing my class,” Reader replied.

“Jeez, how long do you need to choose between six classes? My god…” the bespectacled woman said, “Let’s see here, your class is… Crafter? Pffffffftttttt….”

“Wh-what’s wrong?” Reader asked

“You took all this time to pick the classes and end up deciding that the best one is Crafter? LOLOLLOLOOLOLOL.”

“It’s that bad is it?”

“Well, maybe not when you actually get to the new world where you’ll have all the time in the world to develop it, but in the next stage? Bruhhhh, you’re gonna get creamed like an orc on a milf right after no-nut November.”

“What’s on the next stage?”

“Usually, it’s the tutorial stage, but the higher-ups threw in something just for this cycle. There’s about 60,000 of you this time round y’know? We’re not gonna just let you all in. There are balancing issues to consider.”

Reader smirked a little. “Balancing. Right…”

“So they’ve changed the tutorial stage into a purgatory stage. You’re gonna have to survive through it if you hope to get reincarnated into the new world.”

“And crafters can’t survive?”

“Hah! What are you gonna do? Offer pottery classes to monsters? LMAO,” said the lady.

“Sheesh, this sounds like something you people should have told us before we chose a class,” Reader said.

The woman raised an eyebrow. “Huh? Your class registration officer should totally have told you that there would be a trial stage coming up and that survival and battle skills are essential.”

Reader facepalmed. “God damn that bitch,” he muttered as he thought of Giselda.

“Anyhow, let’s complete your user creation process shall we?” Asked the bespectacled woman, “Now, the last bit of info we need from you is your name. Not necessarily your old name, but the name that you would like assigned to your avatar in the next world.”

“Oh, so I can pick any name?” Asked Reader.

The woman groaned. “Please don’t come up with joke names. And no numbers or special symbols in the names please. This is a fantasy world, so pick something appropriate.”

Reader thought for a minute. “How about Rhys?” He asked.

“That is acceptable,” said the lady. “Any preference for a last name? Otherwise a random last name will be generated.”

“Uhh… No, not really.”

“Your last name shall be Beryl then. Henceforth you shall be known as Rhys Beryl.”

Reader shrugged.

“I shall now compile all the data to your avatar. Please check your status screen.”

Reader opened his status screen with a thought and reviewed the following info.

Name: Rhys Beryl

Age: 18

Race: Human

Class: Crafter

• Secret Class: Aeon Overlord Omega
• Secret Class: Elysian Empyrean Emperor
• Secret Class: Omni Jack

Level: 0

Potentia: 0/1000

Attributes :

• Might: 5
• Vitality: 5
• Dexterity: 5
• Agility: 5
• Perception: 5
• Will: 5
• Affinity: 5
• Faith: 5

Custom System Dashboard:

-Tokens: 700,000,000,000 §

-Unlimited Mana: ON

-Unlimited Grace: ON

-Unlimited Stamina: ON

-Ultra Regeneration: ON

-Data Storage Access: GRANTED

-Private Server Access: GRANTED

-Dev Shop Access: GRANTED

-Casting Lambda: ON

-Analytics Lambda: ON

-Backup Lambda: 3000 Invokes Remaining

-Instance Lambda: 2000 Invokes Remaining

“Is your character acceptable?” The woman asked impatiently.

Reader nodded.

“Great! I’ll merge you with your avatar and send you on your way!” Said the bespectacled woman.