Chivalry

Before we broke down and bought a swimming pool, me, my wife and my mother in law used to go down to the local gym and swim in their pool. Its an all female gym, but my mother in law knows the owner, so they let me swim there as well. Whenever we change, the girls of course go to their locker room and i have to go change in the supply closet, which doesn't lock. One hot august day after a nice swim we all go to get changed. The girls go there way and i go mine. Well not long after i get in the closet and strip down, i hear panic and then a fire alarm. I can tell by the screams and all of the excitement that its not a drill. At this point i am butt naked, i immediately wrap my towel around my waist and join the panicked guests running out the door into the front parking lot. I am now concerned for my wifes safety so i start searching for her. I find her still in her swimsuit and to my surprise my mother in law standing behind her butt naked. Apparently she didnt have a chance to grab her towel. Here i am outside butt naked except for a towel, surrounded by about 30 women most of which are in gym clothes, yoga pants, you know what im talking about. And my mother in law is absolutely butt naked and embarrassed. I walk up behind them and make it clear that i was trying not to look and ask if theyre ok. My wife says yes shes ok, but my mom is the only one out here naked. Can she have your towel to cover up with? You are still wearing your trunks right? I turn beet red and say no, i am naked under here, but i will give her my towel if she wants it. After all i wouldnt even be able to swim here if it wasn't for her. My wife looks at me and says thats so sweet, thank you and with that i undo the not on my towel and let it turn loose exposing my naked butt. I here gasps from the ladies behind me wearing their gym clothes. I then remove it completely and toss it over to my mother in law who says thanks, and wraps it around het naked body. Now i am the only one naked and it happens to be in a crowd of hot women. My wife and mother in law face me and say theyll try to keep me somewhat covered but at this point all of the ladies including my mother in law have seen everything. Turns out it wasnt that big of a fire. After the fire dept cleared the building we all went back inside. When i got to the closet to get dressed i niticed i had a very big problem. My clothes are nowhere to be found!