Check whether your boob strapping was effective

You amble over to the media savvy trio, skirting the knots of attendees enjoying the event, animatedly discussing either the previous race or the upcoming one. Although busy with their devices, all three notice your approach straight away and smile in your direction, seemingly happy to see you again. In the last six months, you've found that you tend to make a positive impression on most of the people you meet, even girls you thrash mercilessly. Before finding the Rulebook, you were lucky just to be remembered, let alone welcomed.

You raise your hand in greeting and the gentleman with the rippling muscles, misreading the gesture, steps forward and slaps your palm hard enough to make it throb and tingle.

"Hi, my man," he says, "how're things?"

"I just wanted to check how the video came out," you reply, only somewhat disingenuously.

"Oh, it was just perfect," Flo gushes her appreciation, "thank-you. Thank-you, Devon; thank-you Cho-cho."

Realizing you're still none the wiser about the topless blonde's name (it can't really be Cho-cho, surely), you politely deflect Flo's attempt to get you to sign up to her social media profile by explaining truthfully you're not on that platform at all. Her bemusement that anybody could voluntarily cut themselves off from the readily available stream of sunset pictures and meaningful aphorisms gives you an idea and you steer the conversation to her mate's disciplinary needs.

"I was thinking," you muse casually, "maybe you could ask your followers to keep an eye on your behaviour and point out when you need a spanking. You seem to document every facet of your life."

The girl you intended to address looks apprehensive at the suggestion, but Flo is much more positive.

"Ooh, yes, that's a great idea. That should really up the engagement. Ah! I can invite whoever gives the best suggestions to spank me personally if they're in the area. Devon, you'd spank me if my followers asked you to, wouldn't you?"

"Sure thing, Flo," he replies and it's only your experience as an in-demand spanker yourself that lets you identify the tone of his voice as one that suggests he'll contrive to be busy elsewhere as often as possible when she requires his services.

Cho-cho purses her lips in thought, then deciding that she doesn't want to be left out, agrees with the plan and adds her own request to the towering man, who answers in the affirmative much more warmly than before. You do foresee one potential problem. Since the ladies' fanbases seem to be international, some of their followers will not be bound by the rule you made that men of your country have a girl's best interests at heart when giving a spanking. However, they're a long way away and you expect that whomever the girls ask to administer the punishments suggested by their supporters will exercise their own judgement when the time comes.

With that settled, you continue to make small talk for a couple of minutes until Robyn returns to the stage to announce the next set of riders.