Check the buzz

H: So she is cute then?

Ethan looked back on the last few messages, trying to remember what they were talking about.

E: Eh, that’s not the word I’d use.

H: What word would you use then?

E: Well she’s definitely good looking. But cats and kids are cute you now?

H: Ah.

H: So she’s hot.

Ethan furrows his brow.

E: Yeah, that fits better.

It takes a while before the dots appear.

H: So you’ve got a hot cougar paying for shit.

H: Nice.

E: She actually wanted to have a drink with me.

H: Seriously? But you don’t drink.

E: That’s why I turned her down.

No dots for a moment.

H: That the only reason?

Ethan thought about the question. {if Gay =1}The cock obviously didn't help either, but he can’t say that.{endif}

E: Pretty much. She’s really nice.

H: She sounds ****.

E: Nah, she’s just really nice. Is it so hard to believe that somebody can just be nice.

H: Not when theyre 50 and hot.

E: She’s 40 something.

A pause.

H: Are you trying to make me jealous?

E: No.

No dots. Ethan stares at his phone, eyebrows furrowed.

E: Wait, are you jealous?

A pause, the message comes through with barely any dots.

H: Yeah.