Check out the noise

You decide to check out the noise and slowly went into your living room wearing your PJ's. As you looked around you saw someone standing by your Christmas tree, the person was wearing something red.

"W..who are you?" you said trying to sound a bit tough but actually sounding scared.

The person turned around and you saw that he had a huge white beard "Ho Ho Ho, it's me Santa Claus"

"The fuck!? is this some kind of sick joke?" you said.

"Now now it will be all alright, first let me check my list there are so many that i can't keep up who has been naughty and who has been nice Ho Ho Ho"