Cheating workplace threesomes

"It's wasn't that bad. It was just a normal video pertaining about..." Keith paused for dramatic effect. "Having a threesome at work." He finished flatly. "If I remember right, the only off thing was that she even included a clip of having dinner with her real boyfriend. See. It's not that weird."

"Oh." Alice responded. "I guess it really wasn't weird at all. Even the whole real boyfriend thing is a pretty common fantasy. But If it blew up that big, I assume they're not together anymore, though."

"Actually, she said they were still together. Apparently, he's never watched porn, so she managed to keep it a secret." Stanley paused. "Wait a second." He snapped his full attention to Alice. "I've never heard of this. The threesome I get, but the real boyfriend thing, too?!"

"Of course!" She said proudly. "You should see how many times that kind of thing circles around in my group chat. The secret recording may be illegal, but that just makes it sweeter." She suddenly seemed much more awake as she spoke, her pupils seemed to be the size of quarters.

"How did I not hear about this? Do all women have this fantasy without telling us? What about your boyfriend? Would you do that to him?" Stanly asked, horrified.

"Why would we tell you?" Alice challenged. "It's hard enough to find a good guy, it would be stupid to let him know that we were fantasizing about getting railed at both ends by our co-workers whenever we're together!" She paused a moment, as she realized what she was saying. Horror and lust beginning to overtake her. "But yes..." She continued with shame and Excitement in her voice. "Most women will stay faithful to their man. But I know that if the opportunity came, I would cave immediately." She licked her lips, hoping the two men would rise to the bait. The conversation was getting to her, she just needed them to make the first move.

"Wow. Alice. I had no idea." Stanley thought hard about what she was saying. "That's rough." Clearly coming to the wrong conclusion, he continued. "Don't worry, we won't compromise your relationship like that. We'll try our best to keep you on the straight and narrow." He turned to Keith once again. "Actually. In hindsight, Claire was unusually friendly. Do you think she was trying to... goad me? Should I go back tomorrow?"

Keith was staring at Stanley like he had just grown a second and then third head. "Yeah. Duh." He shook his head, flabbergasted at how his friend could be so dumb right now. "And you had better introduce me. I *need* her autograph. But enough of that! Look at Alice, man! How much of a hint do you need? No wonder you blew your chance with Claire!"

Stanley turned around to get a good look at Alice again. "What?" He blurted incredulously. "Isn't she a virgin? There's no way she's asking to..." He turned to see her eyes hungry. "Really?" He suddenly saw the truth of the matter. "Us? Here? Now? With the security cameras? Should we go to the break room first?"