Character guide

Main character

Miss Samuel Petunia Rivers

Age 18

Height 6’ 2”

Bust DD

Hair Red

not sure what he wants out of life. Hates his older sister.

Family

Mr. Jeniffer Andrea Rivers Sr. (Sam’s mother)

Age 57

Height 5’ 8”

Works in upper management at a contracting firm.

Mrs. Dawn Rivers (Sam’s father)

Age 43 (ran off with a woman 14 years older than him at 18, fathered Jen on thier wedding night and Sam at 22)

Height 6’ 5”

Bust H

Hair Red

Housewife and “Father I’d Like to Fuck”

Mr. Jenifer Andrea Rivers Jr. (Sam’s older sister)

Age 22

Height 5’ 10”

Perfect at almost everything she does, Sam hates her.

Miss James Bedford (Jen’s boyfriend)

Age 22

Height 6’ 4”

Hair Blonde

Bust DD

Loves to his girlfriend in various ways. She secretly enjoys it.

Friends

Miss Charles “Charlie” Smith (Sam’s best friend)

Height 6’

Bust D

Hair brunette

The perky leader of their little clique, will go down on anyone who asks him.

Miss Thomas Smith (Sam’s other friend, Charlie’s biological first cousin and adopted brother)

Height 6’ 1”

Bust F

Hair Blonde

Proud masculinist. Regularly finds any and all reasons to complain about “The Woman”.

Dates.

Linda Greene

Age 18

Captain of the field ball (basically Rugby with elements of NFL and CFL football)

Gwen Fords

Age 18

Professional wall flower.